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METALOCALYPSE

About Me

SCREAM FOR YOUR CREAM!!! (Check out Pickles before his SWEET metal comb over and freshly trimed facial hair!)****************************************************** *********************************TAKING PEOPLES SHIT IS NOT METAL DUDE. GO MAKE YOUR OWN SHIT DOUCHEBAG!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Your mom, your mom's mom, and any Twisted Sisters you may have.

My Blog

I know I said I was going swimming but...

Yeah, I just made a bulletin telling everyone that I was going swimming, but I just can not ignore the shit I am seeing on my computer screen right now. Does this bring new meaning to S&M and slapping...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 06:34:00 GMT

What the hell is this?

Please view this video and tell us what the hell you think is going on here. We gave our thoughts on it earlier. It is your turn.:  
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:32:00 GMT

Free Ballin'...

Your views on the subject. Guys do you free ball? Women, what do you think of free ballin' men?
Posted by on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 20:56:00 GMT

Which DETHKLOK member would you bang? (Girls only PLEASE!)

I got this message a minute ago from this girl who said that if certain members of Dethklok were real she would bang them, so it made me think&Who would get laid the most if Dethklok were in fact a re...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 10:25:00 GMT

Laziness and Findings...Just general Blabber

I have been lazy! The ..personal life.. got a little too hectic there for awhile and I could not devote the time that I should to this page, answering mail, and giving at least piss poor updates. I ho...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:55:00 GMT

G-MILF's and Lady's Tam-Poons.

What would one do if intrested in a G-Milf considering that they no longer could wear lady's "tam-poons"? Would it still fall under the lines of good taste? Just wondering...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 12:04:00 GMT

What crawled up this guy's asshole and died???

If you are a fan of the show, then you too will be asking the same question after reading this article from ING.com. The guy who wrote this piece OBVIOUSLY knows nothing about the metal genre and must...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 19:55:00 GMT

Can somebody say mother fucking NUCLEAR SEAHORSE?!?!?!

This is the whole reason why fish NEED metal.   "Fish don't gots no good metals to listens to."
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 11:08:00 GMT

Dethklok Interview by: IGN Staff

Interview: Dethklok A Q&A with the world's most popular heavy metal band, soon to have their own Adult Swim series. by IGN Staff   July 14, 2006 - Premiering Sunday, Aug. 6 at 11:45pm ET/PT ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 22:27:00 GMT