Towson Snobs

I represent the many "Towsonites". We don't like you if you are from anywhere such as Essex, Glen Burnie, West Baltimore, the ghetto, Parkville, Dundalk, Rosedale, jail. Some of us attend colleges such as Towson University, Goucher and Loyola. We play sports such as football and rugby and tie our Towson sweatshirts around our hips. We also smoke a lot of pot and buy things made of hemp because it is the Towson thing to do. Making eye contact with us in the mall is a futile attempt. We won't look at you. We like to talk on our cell phones while we drive our well-kept cars. We talk on our cell phones in the mall. The person on the other end of our cell phone is more important than you. We like to make fun of losers that are not athletic. We are afraid of minorities. We don't associate with people who are dirty.