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joe

Well this is MY space, isn't it?

About Me

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean, if Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, 1989

My Interests

i'm interested in not getting hit by cars when I cross streets, not listening to shitty music or watching shitty movies; Well, I really don't mind SHITTY shitty movies....

I'd like to meet:

myself, back when I was in school. ARE YOU THE FAVORITE PERSON OF ANYBODY??.. ..

Music:

Boards of Canada, that funk that those hipster kids are just getting into, electronix, minimal to the maximum! basically, music that makes my weed sound good, and stuff that doesn't make me want to drive my car off a cliff, or kill a clown.

Movies:

Me and You and Everyone We Know, Magnolia, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Blade Runner, The Fountain, Kung Fu Hustle, Amores Perros, Harold & Maude, Alejandro Jodorowosky films, Gaspar Noe films, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Bowling for Columbine, Last Tango in Paris, Windowlicker, Before Sunrise/Sunset, Cremaster 1-5, Heat, oh... and Debbie Does Dallas 2

Television:

Curb Your Enthusiasm, Twin Peaks, Little Rascals, Twilight Zone, Weeds, The State, Survivor (1st season), Stella, Da Ali G Show, Amazing Race, Bullshit!, The Contender (the only season?), Entourage, Giant Robot, oh... and Little House on the Praire

Books:

anything by Irvine Welsh, Neuromancer, California Tenant's Rights (2003 edition), Vice Magazine, J.D. Salinger, Charles Bukowski, Miranda July short stories, Fear and Loathing..., old Clive Barker stuff, etc. etc.

Heroes:

The creator of the Tommy's chili-chesse burger. BANKSY. The inventor of the air-conditioner. that guy who throws pies in the faces of world leaders. The Green Lantern. my 2 brothers.

My Blog

the funniest piece of dialogue EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs? Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video. Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this:...
Posted by joe on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 03:54:00 PST