WHAT NOW MADRID??? GET SOME! |
Cheech is back yall! What now, son?! Sick i just said yall. I've been in Spain too long. Yeah I didn't tell anybody I was leaving. partly because goodbys make me leak and not from my eyes and parly be...
Posted by CHEECHIE on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 09:46:00 PST |
Out seeped 12 strands of wonderment |
I was just going down the slide at the The Ranger's Fiddle when all of a sudden I heard a popping noise coming out of the back of my neck. I grabbed for my neck but there was nothing there-no ski...
Posted by CHEECHIE on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:19:00 PST |
Birthday...3 days...until HELL |
My birthday is so close I can feel it clenching its little fists around the hairs of my ear with its feet dangling free, lifting it's chin just high enough to rest on my ear's ledge and...
Posted by CHEECHIE on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 07:20:00 PST |
Lemiaxa, come love me again |
Dear Lemiaxa: my fellow fictitious friend, my new love,
Tonight went horribly wrong and I don't know how to tell you how sorry I am. Wires got crossed, words got crossed, then you got cross. Then hot ...
Posted by CHEECHIE on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 12:49:00 PST |
Tongue beans |
Carafin. Had never heard of it before, NEVER DOING IT AGAIN. I don't know if it is some real people street term for a substance that I do know of, but I can't think of anything else that makes you fee...
Posted by CHEECHIE on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 10:31:00 PST |
Delicious |
Today was the kind of day where everything just looked so edible. Couches, floorboards, old women... they all seemed to be coated with something delicious, like candy, but with a familiar kind o...
Posted by CHEECHIE on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 11:46:00 PST |
Dr. Blue Momma |
I'm turning blue and it's freaking me out a little bit. I've been a whole assortment of shades and tints but never blue. I think this happens to real people when they don't breathe enough but eve...
Posted by CHEECHIE on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 02:23:00 PST |
Bra on my ankle, Bosoms in my head |
I had to drag my left foot along the carpet of the hallway to keep the bra around my ankle from being left behind. There was no chance of me picking it up while my arms were heaped with the laund...
Posted by CHEECHIE on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 02:42:00 PST |
And I thought I was different... |
So you know how I work at Cleo's? The craziest dude came in today. He had only had one hand and it just emerged from whatever orifice was most practical as he needed it. Like if he needed to listen to...
Posted by CHEECHIE on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 07:07:00 PST |
Man I'd like ta... |
I just got in from this party. I'm like, happy-buzzed but pretty down. Usually, if I want a girl, I can essentially just have her, but this one...she was different. It was like she couldn...
Posted by CHEECHIE on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 05:34:00 PST |
