"Hey hey pizza face!" |
Olympus Mons is growing on my forehead. I hope it erupts sometime soon.
Posted by Gabriel Adam Boers Johnson III, Duke of Salisbury on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 08:54:00 PST |
Fresh out of the operating room. |
America got a lobotomy. Or someone needs to give one to King George. I'm usually not one to speak up about politics/George Bush, but this is astonishing. Count your blessings and kiss them goodbye, Am...
Posted by Gabriel Adam Boers Johnson III, Duke of Salisbury on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:15:00 PST |
"Drawn Together" < turd sandwich |
Comedy Central shit on a strip of celluloid and decided to call it "Drawn Together." In my infallable opinion, It's the worst show on TV. Tasteless racism and humor based on stereotypes is not funny o...
Posted by Gabriel Adam Boers Johnson III, Duke of Salisbury on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 12:34:00 PST |
Greatest.Day.Ever. |
Today was one of the greatest days ever. My boss Mari and Jordan took us out for a pik nik to this really amazing Japanese garden/park for a couple hours at work today, then on the way back Mari took ...
Posted by Gabriel Adam Boers Johnson III, Duke of Salisbury on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 01:56:00 PST |
"If I ever asked a woman to lift up her top, she would kick me in the balls and spit on me!" |
I love Curb Your Enthusiasm and apples.
Posted by Gabriel Adam Boers Johnson III, Duke of Salisbury on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 06:39:00 PST |
Standard survey |
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Gabriel Adam-Boers Johnson
Birthday:
April 28, 1986
Birthplace:
Tacoma, Wa
Current Location:
My bedroom
Eye Color:
Hazel
Hair Color:
Brown
Height:
...
Posted by Gabriel Adam Boers Johnson III, Duke of Salisbury on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 06:44:00 PST |
Hey hey qt pie |
I saw a really really cute girl in Seattle yesterday while we were all driving up to the Velvet Teen. She smiled at me and I smiled back, and then she turned the corner.
Posted by Gabriel Adam Boers Johnson III, Duke of Salisbury on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 05:57:00 PST |
Is it really a puzzle? |
Where's my piece of the puzzle, and why do I have to be such an awkward piece? Tell me these things and I'll love you for life.
Posted by Gabriel Adam Boers Johnson III, Duke of Salisbury on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 11:52:00 PST |
