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Jia

Hey, I was on your page and I think I love you. Now check out these ringtones.

About Me

God is my daddy. I was a flippin' mess before this! Now I'm a regular mess but with a lot more potential. :)You can find me in church (on and offstage), at comedy clubs (on and offstage), or in the lair. I like dates, dig music, floss daily. Definitley pro-warmth. 6'4 is my favorite height but whatever, rockin' calves trump most other features. Gaffers. I'm psuedo nanny to a thirteen year-old girl, I said, "How do you feel about drugs?" She said nothing. I said, "I'm for 'em." Which I'm not, but I love a fresh approach. And carbs. Mm. These are my parents:(that's my regular daddy, not God with child glasses)

My Interests

Art. San Diego. Dancing around. Singin stuff. Comedy. Writing. Christian City Church! Dialects. Musics. American Sign Language. Seattle. Love.

I'd like to meet:

My match. I don't mean that romantically I mean for a battle. Additionally: Zach Galifianakis, Gabriel Iglesias, Kevin Sussman, myself at 27, and my sister for the weekend.

Music:

Outkast. Hillsong United. Stevie Wonder. Muse. UTIOG. Tegan and Sara. John Mayer. Christian City Church Musick Michael Jackson. Jamie Lidell Sweeney Todd*Hair*LionKing Marvin Gaye. Postal Service. Tenacious D. Temptations. Justin Timberlake. Beatles.

Movies:

Wet Hot American Summer Waiting for Guffman Sense and Sensibility Office Space Little Rascals Wayne's World Billy Elliott Sandlot Amelie Hook Prime Amelie Clerks II Fight Club Return to Me Heavyweights Cool Runnings Grandma's Boy Little Manhattan Dumb and Dumber When Harry met Sally Sisterhood... Traveling Pants

Television:

Little Britain. Comedy Central Presents. Rachel Ray. The Simpsons. Stella. Unconquered.

Books:

Bible Letters from a Nut The Phantom Tollbooth He's Just Not That Into You More Letters from a Nut Banksy-Wall and Piece The Cure

Heroes:

Jesus. Jordan Lynch. Marky P.

My Blog

Hot Hot Man Torsos: The Movie

I saw 300 today.
Posted by Jia on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:09:00 PST

Making movie

Other people's words.My Words.My thoughts.My real salary. "Jiavani, you do remember that you've got a microphone taped between your boobs and all the crew people with headphones just heard you sa...
Posted by Jia on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 11:07:00 PST

Puke, snot, and tears.

I'm working as a nanny to 3 kids in Olympia. A five year-old boy and his three year-old twin sisters. Its pretty much ridiculous and I think I love it a little. Things you don't fully grasp when ...
Posted by Jia on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 12:37:00 PST

Friday is Hawaiian shirt day...

I like upbeat restaurants but I don't like themes. I think they're silly. "I'd like a cheeseburger but I want to feel like it's from the 1950's." And how come Hawaii is the only state we theme things ...
Posted by Jia on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 04:14:00 PST

Don't believe me? Ask the dishes!

"...For who could ever learn to love a beast?" Geez. I could. So could Belle. Dude was all strong and wild and so...thrillingly ferocious. He had power oozing through his animal pores and a voice like...
Posted by Jia on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 03:31:00 PST