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LADIES+GENTS...SICKASSCLARKE

I am here for Friends

About Me

I WAS BEAT... INCOMPLETE ...I'VE BEEN HAD,SAD AND BLUE....

My Interests

uhhh MYSPACE(duh),tri-tip,brindel k-9's, sidecars(the cocktail), eyecontact,photography,tunes,anything wrapped in bacon,rimming,smokebreaks,Santee events, ye rustic inn bloody mary breakies and/or hotwings, pumpkin pie with whipped cream,korean bbq(bul go gi),dominos,homemade porn,movies that make you laugh or cry..but not yawn!,shotgun hits,homemade empinadas,record shops,markers mark manhanttans,play lists,advice from DREW,hot mustard sauce with nuggets,Jackie Beat reviews,humor,handjobs from straight guys,puppy breath,grunts from Dustin,anything cooked by MYK Mishoe,hardcore friends...but pretty much mainly just Madonna!!!

I'd like to meet:

SOMEONE TO MAKE ME FEEL SHINEY AND NEW......WHORES ...WITH LOOKS...SOULMATES

Music:

SAINT ETIENNE, COURTNEY LOVE(GOTTA SWEET LOVE HANGOVER FOREVER!) JACKIE FUCKIN' BEAT! GOLDFRAPP, THE DONNAS, THE RAVEONETTES, LA CASTLE VANIA, TOSCA, PRINCESS SUPERSTAR, THE THIN WHITE DUKE/PAPERFACES/LE RYHMES DIGITAL, FILA BRAZILLIA, KRUDER AND DORFMEISTER, PEACHES, THE MOVIES, BERLIN, DAHLIA(I'M BURNT UP FER HER LUV!), PRINCE, THE ROLLING STONES, MIRWAIS, MARY J BLIDGE, SADE, JEFF BUCKLEY, STEREOLAB, AIR, CORNIELUS, THE BLUE OYSTER CULT, BLONDIE, THE RAMONES, PAVEMENT, ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN, PATSY KLINE, SCISSOR SISTERS, LE TIGRA, THE JACKSONS, NEW ORDER, KYLIE, IGGY POP, N I C O AND THE VELVET UNDERGROUND(MUTHERFUCKERS!), EURYTHMICS, DOLLY PARTON, CHIC, CERRONE, KISS .....AND OF COURSE MADONNA LOUISE VERONICA CICCONE RICHIE(ESTHER)

Movies:

SEEMS LIKE OLD TIMES,CEMETARY MAN, BELLE DE JOUR, MIDNIGHT COWBOY, PARTY GIRL, MYSTERIOUS SKIN, SIN CITY, JESUS IS MAGIC, BOOMERANG, MOMMIE DEARIST, GATTICA,THE PEOPLE VS LARRY FLINT,SHORT BUS,HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH,BUTTERFIELD 8,KUNG FU HUSTLE,VALLY OF THE DOLLS,BEYOND VALLY OF THE DOLLS,DAWSONS'S 50 LOAD WEEKEND,ALIENS,THE GIRL ON THE MOTORCYCLE,THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK,LES PARAPLUIES DE CHERBOURG(UMBRELLAS OF CHERBOURG, ROLLER BOOGIE.WAKING LIFE.FANTASTIC PLANET.BABETTES FEAST.24 DAYS LATER.24 MONTHS LATER.ADAPTATION,HAPPY TOGETHER,THE HOURS, AMERICAN GANGSTER!!!

Television:

I DO PARTICIPATE IN THE OCCATIONAL SIMPSONS,MAD TV,ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS,SEX IN DA CITY,SNL,SOUTH PARK,LIAM/KELLY(YOU TUBE COUNTS),CHEERS,FRIENDS, OLD CHRISTINE NEW CHRISTINE,PROJECT RUNWAY,EVERYONE LOVES RAYMOND,30 ROCK ,UGLY BETTY,THE OFFICE,SHEER GENIOUS,DIRT,TO CATCH A PREDITOR/DATELINE,OPRAH,TALES FROM THE D LIST,THE SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM,NOAH'S ARC....AND FOR NEWS THE VIEW+TALK SOUP.................BUT ONLY PORNO+SOPRANOS RELIGOUSLY EVERY SEASON!AND YOU CAN GET OFF MY BACK I DON'T CURRENTLY EVEN OWN A TV SET, SO THERE!(AND YES I BURNT ALL THREE OUT WATCHING PORN...NOT ALONE I MIGHT ADD)

Books:

JEAN RHYS,DAVID SADARIS,P.G WOODHOUSE,JOE KEENAN,DORTHY PARKER,HONORE DE BALZAC

Heroes:

BRYAN GAYNORPEOPLE THAT TAKE THE TIME TO READ THE SIGNS ON THE ROAD TO SOMEWHERE

My Blog

IS THIS THE PAIN THAT WON’T GO AWAY?

THEY CUT MY TONGUE I FELT A NEW PLATUE OF PAIN IT BROKE MY HEART I COULDN'T BE MORE NUMB I LOST A FRIEND I HAVE BRUSES IN MY HEART FOR ONCE I'M SILENCED DONT KNOW WHAT I'D WANT TO SAY... WORK IS GREAT...
Posted by LADIES+GENTS...SICKASSCLARKE on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:40:00 PST

The Brite Spot

..tr> Stephen and Lindas unconditional love Tips from Bosses Kisses from Rocca Dancing with Dustin Sunny days Sitcoms Smiles from strangers Texts from friends Madonnalicious news updates Creative o...
Posted by LADIES+GENTS...SICKASSCLARKE on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:31:00 PST

WHATS REAL AND WHATS FAKE?

Who cares and who’s selfish?Who dreams and who sleeps?Who gives and who takes?Who laughs and who weeps?Who stumbles and who stands?Who sings and who whispers?Who loves and who lies?Who waits and...
Posted by LADIES+GENTS...SICKASSCLARKE on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 03:57:00 PST

PLAYED LIST

played list ....Be YOUR Valentine...next time! I was mine and I was satisfied..made a play list (after a good giggle with dustin...THO mine aint THAT good...PLEAZ READ AND LISTEN TO SUM OF ...
Posted by LADIES+GENTS...SICKASSCLARKE on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 12:15:00 PST

Joker Brand

Friends ...It's not an insult, it's a fine art. Sometimes you look down at the screen of your digital camera and everyone looks great but you..and you push delete..and when the "are your sure" cursor ...
Posted by LADIES+GENTS...SICKASSCLARKE on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 01:19:00 PST

caliber

Most people I know dream regularly for one of two reasons. 1st they are so overworked and stressed the subconscious is no refuge and they are clocked in even when they're off. The other is generally a...
Posted by LADIES+GENTS...SICKASSCLARKE on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 04:39:00 PST

DJ’s spinnin up my favorite song, hurry up and get a groove on!

H O W  DOES IT FEEL IN MY ARMS????  THE NEW KYLIE IS THE NEW BLACK! THE NEW KYLIE IS THE NEW BLACK! THE NEW KYLIE IS THE NEW BLACK! THE NEW KYLIE IS THE NEW BLACK! THE NEW KYLIE IS THE NEW B...
Posted by LADIES+GENTS...SICKASSCLARKE on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 10:04:00 PST

MARY(HES GAY) TYLER MOORE

EPISODE 1 Who can turn the world on with his smile? Who can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile? Well it's you girl, and you should know it With each glance and every littl...
Posted by LADIES+GENTS...SICKASSCLARKE on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 12:57:00 PST

just heard 4 secounds to save the world

Madonnas new song with Timbaland...I'll take my Icon over that classless,tacky,fake,fat,twofaced,drug addicted hillbilly whore gimmie more from day one To infinity....DAMN-MADGE does DAMAGE... don't h...
Posted by LADIES+GENTS...SICKASSCLARKE on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 07:56:00 PST

D A N C E !(ITS A CLUB)

LAST NIGHT A DJ MADE MY LIFE!.....WHOLY SHIT GET YER LIFE IN ORDER...STUDY THE BUS SCHEDULE CAR POOL DO WHAT YOU GODDAMN GOTTA DO JUST GET YER FUCKIN ASS TO CLUB DANCE TUESDAY NIGHTS...ITS LIKE EVER S...
Posted by LADIES+GENTS...SICKASSCLARKE on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 01:00:00 PST