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The Better Sexx

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm an introverted extrovert who's facetious, self- deprecating, idiosyncratic, and extremely absent-minded. Also, my friends tell me I have an irrational fear of gouging my eye out in a freak car accident while attempting to scratch my eyelid. To them, i say "when it happens, who's gonna be laughing then, huh?" I also have long ass, talon-like toenails that could cut cha some n fierce!WHO DOES N WANT SOME A DIS!

My Interests

If it doesn't involve music, dancin', food, and/or a remote control, I'm not interested.

I'd like to meet:

Badmamajamas, Norwegians, and Alicia men (a la Demetri Martin, Joel Stein, Leo Allen, John Krasinski, Mathieu Kassovitz, Andy Samberg, Lee Pace, Nicolas Wright, or John Oliver).


Music:

Eclectic: Late of the Pier, Yacht, Midnight Juggernauts, Muscles, Apparat, Purple Crush, Scratch Massive, Does It Offend You Yeah?, The National, Calvin Harris, Thunderheist, Letting Up Despite Great Faults, The Cinematic Orchestra, The Gray Kid, Shitdisco, Cold War Kids, Snowden, K-os, Theatre of Disco, Amy Winehouse, Munk, Yelle, Modeselektor, Sebastian, Revolte, K.I.M., Simian Mobile Disco, Justice, Bent, Belanova, Ghostland Observatory, Grizzly Bear, Shakes, Whitey, The Bird and The Bee, The Magicake, Lo-Fi-Fnk, Prototypes, New Young Pony Club, CSS, Michelle Shaprow, Space Cowboy, Filur, Who Made Who, The Glass, The Voices, Rinocerose, Mainline, The Pretty Tragic, Les Visiteurs, The Echo Chamber, Amit, Her Space Holiday, Hiem, The Birthday Massacre, Spektrum, CocoRosie, Infadels, Portobella, Maps, Huski, Subtle, The Presets, Kudu, The Whip, White Rose Movement, These New Puritans, Ragazzi, Cherubs, Scream Club, Ghetto Pony, Lady Sovereign, Robots in Disguise, Pom Pom Diary, Vive La Fete, Ikonoki, Fake P, The Knife, 33Hz, Nouvelle Culture, Infusion, Plastic Operator, Peaches, Cut Copy, Dirty Sanchez, I Am X, Fischerspooner, Mew, The Lovemakers, Broadcast, Magnet, Annie, !!!, Ivan Smagghe, The Hacker, Crossover, Swayzak, Tiga, Le Tigre, Gus Gus, Ladytron, Codec and Flexor, Chicks on Speed, M.I.A., Clinic, Mahjongg, Moving Units, The Faint, Enon, Hooverphonic, Sigur Ros, Doves, Sufjan Stevens, Trespassers William, Stone Roses, Patrick Wolf, Animal Collective, The Magnetic Fields, The Postal Service, Grandmaster Flash, Bell Biv DeVoe, Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam, Beethoven, Missy Elliott, Marvin Gaye, pre-plastic surgery Michael Jackson, Busta Rhymes, Prince, Depeche Mode, NIN, The Sisters of Mercy, Brazilian Girls, Suba, Buena Vista Social Club, Sergio Mendes, Gypsy Kings, Milli Vanilli, Britney Spears. Yes, i like some of her songs AND wha'! She's one of my many guilty pleasures. The list goes on and I'd keep going, but then i'd never finish.

Movies:

I love all kinds of movies, but I have a predilection for unconventionally/disturbingly romantic movies such as: Broken English (my absolute favorite of the moment), Dirty Filthy Love, Delicatessen, Read My Lips, Captives, Secretary, The Princess and The Warrior, Punch-Drunk Love, Big Eden, Happy Accidents, The Crying Game, Lovers of the Arctic Circle, Happy Texas, Chungking Express, The True Adventures of Two Girls in Love, Santa Sangre, Twin Falls Idaho, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Buffalo 66, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Bound, and many more.

Television:

I Hate My 30's, Rob and Big, Dexter, Battlestar Galactica, The Office, Campus Ladies, Best Week Ever, Scrubs, Family Guy, Reno 911, VH1's I Love the 80's and... sadly, most of the shows I ever liked have been cancelled (R.I.P.: Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, News Radio, Just Shoot Me, Futurama, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, and others I'm too embarrassed to admit I watch or watched)

Books:

Romance novels! I mean, the book covers alone are enough to make you wanna read if only to laugh... or sigh.

Heroes:

My vibrating British guard of course! If it wasn't for him, I'd be a dirty whore. Also, Little Otik, an insatiably gluttonous freak after my own heart.