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Paul

What the fuck is that????

About Me

I am me. I'm 27. Full-time Worker. Full-Time Student. Awesome air guitar player. Vegetarian. Translator of body language. Cheese lover. Nick-nak hoarder. Wannabe athlete. I'm stubborn. I like to argue things I know nothing about. I lie to children habitually. I love adventure. I make music videos in my bedroom mirror. I'm a little clumsey and fight with gravity daily. I draw kick-ass stick people. And I'm training to be a ninja.

My Interests

Drinking, Dancing, Music, Sports, Video Games, Food, Bashing everything made by Apple, Non-gay places, Etc.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet people who like to kick it. Who are into things and who can carry a conversation. I'm always down to make my friend circle (or circles) larger.

Who I DON't want to meet: people who don't read profiles first. People who say they want to hang out and never follow through. People who just want sex. Your band. People who aren't old enough to buy cigarettes.

Television:

I'm on hiatus

My Blog

Manual Labor

I've gotten into the habit of humming Negro spirituals while doing house work and random tasks. It really makes the time fly by - you should try it. My fave is to sing Wade in the Water while I make m...
Posted by Paul on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 01:43:00 PST

Must be a devil

So I've decided, in listening to this new Diplo track - Must be a Devil, that I think Diplo is kinda hot and talented. And that is totally gross because it's like being attracted to a brother, if I ha...
Posted by Paul on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 08:47:00 PST

Jesus

I think the best thing about the name Jesus, is that backwards it spells 'Susej'.Susej is how I think a person with a thick Italian accent would refer to my junk ("I want to feel your Susej").And that...
Posted by Paul on Tue, 01 May 2007 06:27:00 PST

Living

I think there are people living in a van that parks next to my car. I'm not bothered by it. But I wonder --- is that's the new "hip" thing to do?...
Posted by Paul on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 02:45:00 PST

Pictures

My newest goal in life is to stay away from cameras when I am drunk. So basically, I'm going to drink alone from now on. And I find nothing wrong with that. ...
Posted by Paul on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 07:35:00 PST