Talking to myself.
Thinking.
Genetically engineering winged monkeys to do my bidding.
Creating awkward situations.
Collecting toys.
Oh yeah, and I play guitar and keyboards in my band 'My Reclaim'.
Humans. Unless cats have the ability to type in English.
Pop Will Eat Itself, Vex Red, Korn, Placebo, Sultans of Ping, Sunna, Beck, Prodigy, NIN, Stabbing Westward, Alice In Chains, Marilyn Manson, Faith No More, Deftones, Queens of the Stoneage, Refused, Neds Atomic Dustbin, Carter USM, My Reclaim, Therapy?, Static-X, Pitchshifter, Orgy, Atari Teenage Riot, Snake River Conspiracy, Kidneythieves
Dark Crystal, A Scanner Darkly, Braindead, Alien Quadrilogy, anything by Tim Burton (except the rubbish films he made, you know the ones I mean), Mallrats and other Kevin Smith films, Labyrinth, Bad Taste, LOTR, Clash of the Titans, Jason and the Argonauts, Matrix, Sixth Sense, Ghost in the Shell, Akira, Salad Fingers
Ren and Stimpy, League of Gentlemen, Brass Eye, The Day Today, Jam, South Park, Adam & Joe, 80s cartoons, Masters of the Universe, Spaced, Futurama, Family Guy, X-Files, The A-Team, Lost, Scrubs
Rock 'n' Roll Cats, American Scream, Long Hard Road Out Of Hell, The Twits, Bizarre Magazine
Chris Morris, Bill Hicks, Adam and Joe