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Wayne

is this who you are not who you want to be?

About Me

grumpy, incoherent drunkard, by pure fluke has reached the age of 25, interested in music but for the sake of nothing will tell you your favourite band are shit. Also has a keen interest in film, but will namecheck obscure films i haven't actually seen.

also enjoys alcohol, sometimes irresponsibly, throwing pointed sticks at cork boards and making a massive fool of himself.

Whilst I hate to shamelessly plug something (actually, I don't), I think I should mention my youtube 'channel'. We only have the one Hutton Enquiry video up but we'll be making more and uploading them. We'll also be filming half baked ideas we have and dumping them here, so please go to http://www.youtube.com/yinchinproducts

thanks very much.

My Interests

music, film, books, comedy, sitcoms, bourbon (jim beam in particular), bad indie clubs, cider, mints, darts, beard competitions.

I'd like to meet:

Peter Joseph Goff.

Music:



Husker Du, Dinosaur Jr, Yo La Tengo, Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, Faith No More, The Majority Of Mike Patton's Work, Beta Band, Bill Conti, Iron & Wine, Broken Social Scene, Melvins, Dead Kennedys, Black Flag, Kid 606, Kid Carpet, Gabba The Hutt, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Mudhoney, Anthrax, Iron Maiden, Trencher, Smashing Pumpkins, Bill Oddie, New Order, Joy Division, The Specials, Madness, Napalm Death, Trencher, Lair Of The Minotaur, Send More Paramedics, Facedowninshit, This Town Needs Guns, Reuben, The Prodigy, The Chemical Brothers, The Hutton Enquiry, The Ocks, At the drive-in, Idlewild, Pixies, Frank Black, Queen, Sparks, Sway, Audiowhore, Bad Brains, Butthole Surfers, Bit Shifter, Captain Beefheart, Dub Pistols, The Clash, King Tubby, Baba Brooks, Grandmaster Flash

This will take all day! let's just say lots.

Movies:

Rocky, Dawn Of The Dead (Original), Night Of The Living Dead, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Old Boy, Infernal Affairs, Battle Royale, Total Recall (GET READY FOR A SURPRISE!), The Omen, Superman (Christopher Reeves Only), Swamp Thing, Clerks, The Wicker Man (Original), Raging Bull, Being John Malkovich, The Birds, Brazil, Close Encounters Of The Third Kind, Dr Strangelove, The Holy Grail, Life Of Brian, Dirty Harry, Donnie Brasco, Brother, Unleashed, Ichi The Killer, Tron, Evil Dead, The Godfather, Hardboiled, Airplane, Alien, Terminator, Mad Max, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, Kung Fu Hustle, Ong-Bak

Television:

A-Team, Knightrider, Quantum Sleep, Louis Theroux, John's Not Mad, Armando Iannucci, Peep Show, Mighty Boosh, Alan Partridge, Ricky Gervais, Ross Noble, Monty Python, Red Dwarf , Citizen Smith, The Goodies, Brasseye, The Day Today, Jam, Eerie Indiana, Nathan Barley

Books:

1984, dear boy; the life of keith moon, absolute beginners, diary of a rock & roll nobody, high fidelity, hitchikers guide to the galaxy

My Blog

Was that it?

Any last feelings of being young have now left me. 'Tis quite a mournful and pitiful occasion. I now know I am not young because, a day after I finally confessed my love of Neil Diamond's work, I am n...
Posted by Wayne on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 11:16:00 PST

...even if you were twice as ugly as you are, WHICH IS VERY UGLY INDEED!

Apologies, if people have been getting the feeling I've been avoiding them. I'm only really avoiding one person, who after last Saturday's display, i have every fucking right to avoid. But still, I wo...
Posted by Wayne on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 11:46:00 PST

stuffwhat i found on youtube 1

Infrequent update number 1... 5 things I found vaguely amusing.   1. Chris Kamara spazzing out (I don't think I can ever tire of watching this). 2. Frank Sidebottom - Panic on the stre...
Posted by Wayne on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 11:55:00 PST

I can feel myself rotting...

I'm guessing I should really cut back on the alcohol a bit, it's getting a bit too much, and my body is starting to take longer and longer to deal with it the day after. Not to mention the fact that w...
Posted by Wayne on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 03:45:00 PST

Bad English, Bad-Ass Hair

Just wanted to post this again...     Testament and proof to the fact Bad English are the worlds most emotionally powerful band....
Posted by Wayne on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:07:00 PST

Primus, cider sickness and Leroy Jenkins

I haven't updated here for quite some time, and i'm not really sure what to talk about, so maybe I should just sum up my bank holiday weekend.   Friday: I of course, had work obligations, but as ...
Posted by Wayne on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:35:00 PST

I am not afraid of you and I will beat your ass

No matter which way I'll write this, it'll be hard not to end up with a load of disgusting retrospective rhetoric about how the past 9 months have been incredibly difficult for me and how I can finall...
Posted by Wayne on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 04:06:00 PST

Now I gotta wet'cha

It has been a rather fun few days. For those who don't know (and probably won't care) I got's myself a smart newer job which i'm starting soon. It's a job i'm really pleased about having and i'm well ...
Posted by Wayne on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 04:46:00 PST

Finally...

So then, I guess I should start with the news that I have been offered employment and have decided to accept. The post is with a tailors in Surbiton and it looks rather likely that sooner or later I w...
Posted by Wayne on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 08:51:00 PST

No House Party

whilst last night was generally awesome (getting more than slightly drunk with quite a few friends, some whom i hadn't seen in a while), I didn't enjoy the dj'ing part and neither, it seems, did the p...
Posted by Wayne on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 06:59:00 PST