i'm trying to be less misanthropic. i like repeated patterns which are never exactly the same twice. i can sometimes be really funny, but i get nervous quite easily so i can only be funny when people aren't expecting me to be. when people whose names i don't know know my name, it kind of freaks me out. i have very high standards and as such am a constant disappointment to myself. if i told you about my life in much detail you'd probably think i was making a lot of things up. one day you'll be proud you ever knew me. i used to play in four planes in four days, and then i played in pirouettes ( http://www.chinchillaweb.co.uk/pirouettes/ ), and then in jupiter lander: http://www.myspace.com/jupiterlander. i don't have a gigging band right now, but i'm working on a few things so watch this space! i like to draw, mostly with black pens on white paper, and sometimes people like my drawings and use them for things like flyers and record covers and t-shirts. if you would like to commission me to draw something, feel free to ask. my prices range from cheap to free, but i won't draw things for just anyone. my friends ben and ros combine with me and others to create the party collective 'worth the wax'. we plan on bringing the party to manchester, and then hopefully spreading the party out to leeds and liverpool, until all who want party can have it in plentiful supply without being reduced to begging or drinking white ace on park benches. hopefully other people will come and party with us. on top of the gigs and parties and djing at things, we'll soon be branching out into a website, too, where we write about bands we like and we don't give anything marks out of ten. at the end of it all all i want is to be able to say that i had my moments and i knew when they were, and i made sure they looked tight.
