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About Me

i like the feel of rusty metal against my supple salad fingers.
and the sensation of nettles against my delicate body is...
my, to describe it would be beyond earthly words,
it must have been sent from the heavens. =)
raw meat is the fore runner to chicettas.

please visit locust toy box.
and, oh yes, there are short films about my life here ,
or here

thank you Thomas

My Interests

taps and slowly walking...
rusty metal in general is always nice. =)
i like nettles.
and playing wonderful music on my pipe to entertain my guests.
and i do like meeting new people...
and also to have my friends over for a visit...
i like to visit with Hubert Cumberdale,
Marjory Stewart Baxter,
and Jeremy Fisher.
i have several other friends as well...
i shall play with them too.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who is interested.
come for a visit, and perhaps stay for supper.
we could enjoy some Phileas Fogg snacks.
but please dont make a slobby mess.
the slobs they lick their fingers,
the slobs they lick their knives,
they wipe their hands on the table cloth,
and lead disgusting lives.

Movies:

movies about me
thank you mr. david firth, for giving me life.
you will always have my gratitude.