BUFFETS/GRILLED ANYTHING(CHICKEN W/SWEET BABY RAYS)/OREO COOKIE BLAST(SONIC)/MARTINS CRAB SALAD/HAWAIIAN SWEET BREAD WITH SPINACH DIP/DIGIT DOGS/YOU CAN TELL I LOVE FOOD BUT I WALK IT OFF/MAKING YOU FEEL DIRTY/DOMINATING DURING SEX/GETTING STUFF DONE/GETTING BADASS SHIT IN THE MAIL/
CIRCUS PEANUTS/STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE OREOS(LIMITED EDITION)/CUCKOO CLOCKS/KITE-FIGHTING/UNDERWATER PUMPKIN CARVING/
BUTT PLUGS WITH PEACOCK FEATHERS/WENDY'S CHICKEN NUGGETS AND STRAWBERRY FROSTY/LIFESAVER'S 5 FLAVOR SHERBERT/
HANG-GLIDING/CHIEFIN'DANK NUGS/FILMING AND EDITING/GETTING SOME SKULL/BELLY-LAUGHING/SCUBA-DIVING/MAKING COLLAGES/DRUMMING LIKE A MADMAN/KEYTARING//DRINKING LONG ISLANDS/HALLOWEEN SHOPPING/STATE FAIR HAIR/CALLS WITH BALLS
I'd like to meet:
****RETARDS(ESPECIALLY DOWN SYNDROME CORKY KIDS AND CHINESE RETARDS)****JIMMY SMITS ON A BAD HAIR DAY****A HOT DOG VENDOR WITH TOURETTE'S SYNDROME AND THE HICCUPS***AN OLD LADY WITH MULTI-CAT DISORDER(WHEREAS SHE LIVES IN HER HOUSE WITH 60 CATS OR MORE COVERED IN URINE AND FECES AND SHE HAS NO CLUE THAT THAT'S DISGUSTING!!)*******SOMEONE WHO LOOKS ON THE BRIGHT SIDE***
Music:
I DON'T GO BY GENRE ONLY BY THE BANDS THEMSELVES...METAL BANDS--THRASH ABOVE ALL/GRINDCORE BANDS/FATHERLY 5.0/MIGHTY MEZZ BLISSOUTS/CORPSE TOAST/ALICE IN CHAINS/BEASTIE BOYS/BECK/THE CLASH/CRASS/EAZY E/FUGAZI/HAEMORRHAGE/BILLY IDOL/MINISTRY/REVOLTING COCKS/NIRVANA/PINK FLOYD/PRIMUS/VANDALS/TOM WAITS/WEEZER/GENESIS/MISFITS/OUTKAST/MINOR THREAT/BAD BRAINS/PENNYWISE/SCREECHING WEASEL/SUICIDAL TENDENCIES/DEVO/THE POLICE/TALKING HEADS/MOODY BLUES/THE RESIDENTS/LE SCRAWL/PEEPING TOM/MINUTEMEN/THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS/DESCENDENTS/NIN/THE DWARVES/ROCK MUSIC...PUNK,CLASSIC,80'S,ACID,PROG.../MANY I HAVEN'T LISTED HERE FOR WHATEVER REASON
Movies:
BELOW IS A SCROLLBOX LISTING THE MOVIES THAT ROCK MY ASS SOLID!! WATCH THEM ALL IF YOU CAN...YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE THEM ALL...BUT TRY LOOKING UP CLIPS ON YOUTUBE TO SEE FOR YOURSELF.PULP FICTION
NATURAL BORN KILLERS
THE MAN BEHIND THE SUN 1 AND 2
THE TEN
INSIDE
FRONTIERS
FAMILY GUY>BLUE HARVEST
TRAILERTOWN
HACHET
RESERVOIR DOGS
THE GREEN BUTCHERS
FIGHT CLUB
IDIOCRACY
DRIBBLE
WALK HARD
SEMI-PRO
CHUCK AND LARRY
KILL THE MOONLIGHT
STRANGER THAN FICTION
VISITOR Q
BLOOD DINER
BATTLE ROYALE
HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES
THE DEVILS REJECTS
FEAR AND LOATHING IN LOS VEGAS
HALF-BAKED
BOOGIE NIGHTS
UHF
GOODFELLAS
BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
BRAIN CANDY
PHANTASM 1-4
THIS IS SPINAL TAP
RUN,LOLA,RUN
STEPHEN KING'S IT
SUN RA SPACE IS THE PLACE
THE RESIDENTS ICKY FLIX
SIN CITY
TED BUNDY
EVIL DEAD 1 AND 2
THE GOONIES
SERIAL MOM
ARMY OF DARKNESS
GRANDMA'S BOY
BLOW
SCARFACE
SEVEN
BEING JOHN MALKOVICH
BAD TASTE
BRAIN DEAD
ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST
JACKASS 1 AND 2
CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST
MALLRATS
AUTO-FOCUS
CLERKS 1 AND 2
KILL BILL 1 AND 2
WET,HOT AMERICAN SUMMER
PEOPLE VS. LARRY FLYNT
DELICATESSEN
BULLY
EATING RAOUL
AMERICAN PSYCHO
THE GATES OF HELL
TOUCH OF DEATH
ZOMBIE AND ZOMBI 3
CONTRABAND
EL TOPO (THE MOLE)
THE HOLY MOUNTAIN
SANTA SANGRE
HAPPINESS
ERASERHEAD
ORIGINAL BEDAZZLED
ORIGINAL SUBURBIA
DOLEMITE
THE HUMAN TORNADO
PETEY WHEATSTRAW
A CLOCKWORK ORANGE
THE SHINING(KUBRICK)
FREAKS (1932)
ORIGINAL TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE
FULL METAL JACKET
THE WARRIORS
BLUE VELVET
PINK FLOYD THE WALL
OFFICE SPACE
AMERICAN BEAUTY
CADDYSHACK
BILLY MADISON
HAPPY GILMORE
THE WATERBOY
UP IN SMOKE
ALTERED STATES
DONNIE DARKO
HENRY:PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER
ANCHOR MAN
REQUIEM OF A DREAM
TWIN PEAKS:FIREWALK WITH ME
INLAND EMPIRE
CAT'S EYE
HI! MOM
WILD AT HEART
MARTIN AND ORLOFF
FACES OF DEATH SERIES
SAW 1-3
FRANK ZAPPA'S 200 MOTELS
BAD LIEUTENANT(NC-17)
MANIAC
STORY OF RICKY OH
THE FORBIDDEN ZONE
CITY OF LOST CHILDREN
WHERE THE BUFFALO ROAM
SIX STRING SAMAURAI
BATMAN
REDNECK ZOMBIES
BLOOD FEAST 2
THE DEAD NEXT DOOR
THE HILLSIDE STRANGLERS
PINK FLAMINGOS
POLYESTER
D.C.CAB
WONDERLAND
THE MANSON FAMILY
EATEN ALIVE
THE BLACK CAT(WITH HARVEY KEITEL)
THE JANITOR
CAT IN THE BRAIN
Television:
HERE IS A LIST OF SHOWS WE WATCH. MOST OF THEM COMEDIES...THESE ARE THE SHOWS THAT MAKE TV EVEN WATCHABLE.GUNSHY
UPRIGHT CITIZEN'S BRIGADE
FAMILY GUY
ALF
FUTURAMA
XAVIER:RENEGADE ANGEL
MAGNUM P.I.
WANDERLUST
HORRIBLE PEOPLE(ONLINE)
WAINY DAYS(ONLINE)
GARTH M. DARK PLACE
CHEAP SEATS
YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON TELEVISION!!
AFHV
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT
CLASSIC SNL
CONAN
SIFL AND OLLY
FAMILY FEUD
STARCADE
RIPLEY'S
MAXIMUM EXPOSURE
MXC
THE SIMPSONS
WONDER SHOWZEN
THE STATE
STELLA
MR.SHOW
HAPPY TREE FRIENDS
SPACE GHOST
HBO'S HITCHHIKER SERIES
SEALAB
AQUATEEN
BRAK SHOW
TOM GOES TO THE MAYOR
DOG BITES MAN
TALES FROM THE CRYPT
ASSY MCGEE
TIM AND ERIC AWESOME SHOW
HUMAN GIANT
ACCEPTABLE TV
TWIN PEAKS
CHAPELLE'S SHOW
ROBOT CHICKEN
AMAZING STORIES
ANIMAL:EXTREME
BIZARRE FOODS
UNWRAPPED
SOUTH PARK
METALOCALYPSE
CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM
LIQUID TELEVISION
SUPERJAIL
FAT GUY STUCK IN THE INTERNET
LET'S FISH
PERFECT HAIR FOREVER
KORGOTH
12 OZ MOUSE
Books:
STEPHEN KING(THE DARK TOWER--IT--HEARTS OF ATLANTIS--DESPERATION-DIFFERENT SEASONS)/BIOGRAPHIES/DIRTY JOKES/TENACITY OF THE COCKROACH/ANSWER ME!!/BIZARRE MAGAZINE/GIRLS AND CORPSES MAG/JUXTAPOZE/BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS-NEW AND OLD/MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN MOVIE/HUMAN,ALL TOO HUMAN/DAYBREAK/THE WILL TO POWER/NO WAVE/MOVIE SCRIPTS
Heroes:
JONATHON CROMBIE
Fetishes
MUFF-DIVING/DONKEYPUNCHING/POCKET POOL/GAGGING/AUTO-FELLATIO/FUDGENUDGING/BEAN FLICKING/INFLATABLE SHEEPS AND DONKEYS/CLOWN PORN/LACTATION/ARMPIT SEX/BUKKAKES,SQUIRT BUKKAKES AND GOKKUNS/PINK PINEAPPLE X-RATED ANIME//BRAZILIAN FART PORN/MIDGET ON MIDGET PORN/SQUIRT GUN BONDAGE/BIGSAUSAGEPIZZA.COM/SPITTING IN YOUR MOUTH/PANTYHOSEHEAD.COM
Restaurants
KING GYROS/SONIC/CHICK-FIL-A/CHIPOTLES/PHEONIX BAR AND GRILL/SCOOBIES/GRANDEMPIRE/CHINAHOUSE/FIESTA TIPATIA/WHITE CASTLE/TACO BELL/BARNABY'S/BRUNO'S/PAPA JOHNS/QUIZNO'S/WENDYS/LONG JOHN SILVERS/OG/RYAN'S STEAKHOUSE/POPEYES/RALLYS/WINGS ETC.
