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FlaPPaTTacK

An honorary PhD in Universal Existence, from The School of Thought

About Me

I am godless, naked, and fearless. I count my blessings, embrace my potential, and acknowledge all that I may. I cherish every moment, savor every experience, and love all that lives. I believe in nature and nurture; while I abide by truth, justice, and what is right, necessary, and proper. I do not pray for people, or for things to happen. I try to help people, and learn how to make things happen. I encourage unity, compassion, acceptance, and understanding. I worship knowledge and wisdom. You might try to say that I do not believe in your god, but I think you already believe in mine.

My Interests

Fun things and things that are interesting. And funny things. I am a big fan of sandwiches and robots are way cool. I especially like to know about stuff. Wikipedia and the dictionary are my favorite websites. I also do impersonations...including a GREAT one, of you.

I'd like to meet:

One day I'm gonna have a people. And they're gonna help me change things for the better.

Music:

My rapping stylees are the illest. Also, I want to record one album that scores one hit wonders in every different genre. I already got a regatone track and am currently composing an 80s ballad. I also wanna do a heavy metal Christmas album.

Movies:

I will watch pretty much any movie. But I really dig comic book based movies and war flicks. And especially true stories about international entanglements and socio-political revolutions. A documentary on pretty much anything will likely enthrall me.

Television:

Some days I watch documentaries for hours on end. Educational cable is my favorite. History, Discovery, National Geographic, Animal Planet, etc. Soon I hope to move up in the world and acquire Science, Biography, and a couple others...and a DVR...

Books:

I do not generally read these. But I am writing one that is gonna change the world some day. And by reading it, somebody would automatically get a little bit smarter than they was.

Heroes:

People with full lives who enrich the lives of those around them.

My Blog

goals

So my boss asked me to write up my goals.  Thought I'd share.  (Nikki is my boss' boss) MY GOALS   Conor Horan February 2008           ...
Posted by FlaPPaTTacK on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:42:00 PST

fuck me purple and turquoise

Ya know how they say that if you hate Latinos then your daughter is gonna bring a Mexican home to dinner, or if you hate homosexuals then your son is gonna be one?  Well, I have spent Shaquille O...
Posted by FlaPPaTTacK on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:43:00 PST

dr20080129 (Dear Dr. Diary 8)

Dear Reader,   It has been over a year since I embarked on this project.  Over the past several months, what may originally have felt like somewhat of a slowing in progress, has revealed t...
Posted by FlaPPaTTacK on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 07:10:00 PST

Morally Ironic Reflections: GENDER & NATIONALITY

Morally Ironic Reflections: GENDER & NATIONALITY   I           ; psychology II          stereot...
Posted by FlaPPaTTacK on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 01:00:00 PST

Deceitful Fate

Deceitful Fate (April 30, 1996)   Why do we always want what we can't have? We, set our goals so high and get left with nothing to do but cry. We hope, we pray, we dream We mope, we pay, w...
Posted by FlaPPaTTacK on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 05:08:00 PST

Desperate Insanity

Desperate Insanity (April 30, 1996)   The mindless ramblings of a man in despair How did he start? Where will it end? His words may sound crazy but they are the truth So let him speak his...
Posted by FlaPPaTTacK on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 05:06:00 PST

Poetry Slam or Slammed Poetry

Poetry Slam or Slammed Poetry (May 2, 1996)   I once heard of this strange thing It was called poetry And once in a blue moon, We hear an example of it here at Poetry Slam But usually we ...
Posted by FlaPPaTTacK on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 05:04:00 PST

Monkey Man

Monkey Man (July 10, 1996)   There once was a man who was raised by a clan of monkey men who reeked of primate phlegm. They raised him well and they raised him swell, but soon he grew ha...
Posted by FlaPPaTTacK on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 05:03:00 PST

Wally

Wally (July 10, 1996)   Wally was his name. Women was his game. When there was a hottie he did spot, walk away he did not. When face to face with her, would he purr? Would he chant? Wou...
Posted by FlaPPaTTacK on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 05:02:00 PST

Liquid Stone

Liquid Stone (February 27, 1997)   A flaming lake in space- It contradicts itself- it cannot happen. But it does, so thus you dampen both your hands in liquid stone and gaze upon a natur...
Posted by FlaPPaTTacK on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 04:56:00 PST