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About Me

I am 26 years old, I think I'll be 26 pimp. This whole gett'n brotha thing isn't a big deal, I just had more fun when I was 26 . Nigga get shut up or get wet up. I'm frontin' ..bout writ'n "Internet, tha Novel" if you gots a paper stack. I have a bootylicious YouTube movie idea thiznat would change tha world as we kizzle it like a motha fucka. Does anyone wizzy ta stizzart a Journey Tribute band? Can I play Fantasy Football Professionally? Is gang bangin' a sport? I have tha biznest job in tha world at
Tension Design Studios..

My Blog

2008 AZ Cardinals Footballs Rules!

I got my season tickets for next year!  Section 420, Row 12 will be ROCKIN'! Go Cardinals!
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:48:00 GMT

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HOORAY!!!
Posted by on Sun, 16 Sep 2007 20:21:00 GMT

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FUCK!
Posted by on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 23:00:00 GMT

New Jobby Job!

I've said it before and I'll say it again, there comes a time in a boy's life when he needs to get a second job.  Yes, I said it.  I now have two jobs.  I start on Sept. 10th at Matson ...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 00:29:00 GMT

Dan Jewell vs. Beastbuy

Yesterday, 12:30 pm.  I had 30 minutes before the Cardinals game started and decided to treat myself to some Guitar Hero II.  I plugged in, chose a tune on Expert level and started playing.&...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 17:54:00 GMT

Huh?

Have you ever tried to fall asleep with your eyes open?  I did last night.  It didn't work, but my eyes got real watery and I fell asleep soon after.
Posted by on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 00:35:00 GMT

Alcohol the cause of and solution to, all Dan's problems.

You ever have those times when you are so drunk you think things are happening that aren't.  Let's look into some of these great times I've had recently. 1. When dragonflies are bats....  A...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 16:34:00 GMT

GoDaddy Gone...

So, there comes a time in a boys life when he decides to roll the dice and take a chance at something new.... Or more like when he's just sick of trying to pretend he is a responsible, Monda...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:11:00 GMT

OH Snap!

So, my new TV is badass...  I went ahead and added a new PC to go with it.  Now I have a dual-core 64-bit Super Computer!!!  Roar Noise!  Basically myspace still runs slo...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 21:13:00 GMT

WooHoo!

Today is a great day... Today during dinner I stood up and said, "You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"  And like Homer going to clown college, I went to the l...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 23:24:00 GMT