HAPPY JAN = pizza, morning coffee, evening beer, TIVO, snoopy, ghetto dogs (baconhotdogs), COSTCO, coca-cola in a glass bottle, frenchfries, powder days, the outdoors, sushi, animals(krazykatlady), the lakers (numba eight 24 foos), new shoes, my laptop.
ANGRY JAN = fake ppl, hangovers, teeth grinding, skanks, spiders, when people leave their turn signals on and they don't change lanes, hypocrites, speakerphone, radio ads with police sirens, having to pee in the morning when you're comfy in your warm bed, taking your contacts out and then realizing that you don't know where your glasses are, animal farts...