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What Are We

"What do you do" is a rather common question a person gets asked once s/he starts looking like a college graduate."What do you mean 'what do I do?'""What do you do for a living"To me, it just sounds l...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 20:24:00 GMT

Sharkbait

Got 20% laid-off. Quit right after getting a new job offer. New job starts @ 8am, 45 minute drive from home. Weekday morning surf sesh moved from 6:30-8 to 5-6. Note to self: sharks feed early morning...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 21:35:00 GMT

Stiffler

Beautiful quote:"Look at the wave in your own waay and never doubt it. Take good things from other people's surfing and use it in your own waay. Work on your carves by riding a big, stiff board. Work ...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 22:01:00 GMT

Hot 100...(lazy). Fine. Hot 3

In no particular order: 1. Scarlett Johansson 2. Charlize Theron and Kristanna Loken (they look alike so they count as one) 3. Carrie Underwood
Posted by on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 17:55:00 GMT

A Socio-Geographical Theory of Girls

This is just a theory of mine that I find interesting and amusing at the same time, though not necessarily true. But hey, it's backed by personal experience (mine and others') as well as som...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 12:24:00 GMT

Chaos Theory: JC Parducho Version

You just had some bad shellfish sandwich and you're about to drop some mad bombs. You rush to your car - a Daihitsu Charade - that's parked 3 spaces from the exit of a corner parking lot that leads to...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 19:23:00 GMT

Dream Come True

So I had a HORRIBLE dream last night. I just deposited money in the bank and was walking back to my car when I noticed a bunch of kids around it. I noticed a chic (who happened to by a high school fri...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 10:40:00 GMT

Prozac Nation 2

I went to Ralphs last Friday to buy beer. I got to the cashier and he did his normal, "hi how are you?" greeting. I'm an honest and keep-it-real guy so I said, "could be better" (since I just got like...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 13:25:00 GMT

Hypocrisy

I like it when a sales person gets annoyed at another sales person for doing his job.
Posted by on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 13:52:00 GMT

Babies Not Babes

So we had dinner at Hole Mole for Taco Tuesday, as usual. We sat beside this couple with a baby. I was like, "oh how cute" and the baby looked at me so I started making faces. A few minutes later and ...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 23:24:00 GMT