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About Me

The Che Guevara of Guerrilla Marketing!!! Promoter, photographer, computer geek, artist, mechanic, bouncer, diplomat, actor, poet, psychologist, entrepreneur, philosopher, weirdo, and all around bad ass.
Pan Gu
In the beginning , the heavens and earth were still one and all was chaos. The universe was like a big black egg, carrying Pan Gu inside itself. After 18 thousand years Pan Gu woke from a long sleep. He felt suffocated, so he took up a broadax and wielded it with all his might to crack open the egg. The light, clear part of it floated up and formed the heavens, the cold, turbid matter stayed below to form earth. Pan Gu stood in the middle, his head touching the sky, his feet planted on the earth. The heavens and the earth began to grow at a rate of ten feet per day, and Pan Gu grew along with them. After another 18 thousand years, the sky was higher, the earth thicker, and Pan Gu stood between them like a pillar 9 million li in height so that they would never join again.

My Interests

The same thing I do everynight......
TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!

Check out these shows coming up in NYC.

June 24: Honor By August
@ Knitting Factory

June 24: Ted Nugent
@ Nokia Theater

June 25 Shiny Toy Guns
@ Highline Ballroom

June 27: Rise Against
@ Nokia Theater

June 27 & 28 Ojos de Brujo/Globesonic
@ Highline Ballroom

June 29 Unwritten Law
@ Blender

June 30 The Bad Plus
@ Highline Ballroom

July 1: Sublime Tribute
Badfish
@ World Yacht Marina
(Sunset Cruise)

July 1: Phish Tribute
Simple Phish
@ Lion's Den

July 2 Radio Birdman
@ Blender

July 3 King Britt/Kudu
@ Highline Ballroom

July 7 Built to Spill/Cat Power/Bob Mould
@ McCarren Pool

July 9 Candlebox
@ Blender

July 11 & 12: Hall and Oats
@ Nokia Theater

July 13 The Book of Knots
@ Blender

July 15: Bonerama
@ Lion's Den

July 16: Milo Z
@ Lion's Den

July 21: Eric Lindell
@ Lion's Den

July 25 Motion City Soundtrack
@ Blender

July 26 & 27 Xavier Rudd
@ Highline Ballroom

July 27 & 28 Lez Zepplin
@ Blender

July 28 Sonic Youth Daydream Nation
@ McCarren Pool

July 28: Big Sam's Funky Nation
@ Lion's Den

Aug 3 Erasure w/Young Love
@ McCarren Pool

Aug 9 The Black Crowes
@ Summerstage

August 14: Bob Marley Tribute
Mystic Rebel
@ BB Kings

Aug 19 Rufus Wainwright
@ Summerstage

Aug 28 Summer Haze w/Slightly Stoopid & GLove Special Sauce
@ Rumsey Playfield

Sept 29 Magnolia Electric Co.
@ Blender

October 18: Nightwish
@ Nokia Theater

I'd like to meet:

New recruits for the Black Egg Army.

Music:

Jazz, Blues, Soul, Techno, Rock, House, Drum and Bass, Classical, Folk, Punk, Funk, a little of it all.

Television:

This TV was an old one that used to belong to my Great Grandmother. God did I hate her. If you would like for me to Kill Your Television in some unique and unusual way let me know. I will post video.

Books:

Do you really think that I would give you that kind of advantage over me?

Heroes:

Abby Hoffman(Steal this Book), Tyler Durden(my alter ego), Tolly Marcus(a good bad example), the guy who invented "The Pet Rock"(marketing genius), Mick Jagger(musical genius), Hugh Heffner (lies with beautiful women all day!!!!), Ed Gein(cooked with beautiful women all night!!), Bill Gates (gives hope to geeks everywhere), and all the fine people at Mad Magazine, without whom I might have grown up a sane, well adjusted adult. Yeah Right!!!

My Blog

OMG IS HE REALLY BACK??!!

I don"t know kiddies. He might be for a bit. Uncle Egg has been really busy here in NYC. Living, loving, learning, .........and hustling his damn ass off. Do you know that currently I work full time f...
Posted by Black Egg on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 02:43:00 PST

Updated and Shuffled Concert Stack!

June 8 & 9 Rufus Wainwright @ BlenderJune 8 John Brown's Body@ Highline BallroomJune 9 DJ Drama + Willie the Kid@ Highline BallroomJune 13 & 14 Flight of the Conchords @ BlenderJune 14 In the ...
Posted by Black Egg on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 06:31:00 PST

And now more shows coming up soon in NYC....

.....Yes I said more. Uncle Egg has gotten a job with yet another music promoter. Rocks Off puts on shows at Irving Plaza, Blender, McCarren Pool, Summerstage and moreJune 8 & 9 Rufus Wainwright @...
Posted by Black Egg on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 05:57:00 PST

More shows in NYC!!!!!

Ok kids, so Uncle Egg just got himself a gig with the Highline Ballroom so here are more hot shows in NYC.May 24 ConspiratorMay 26 Mos Def - Black RadioMay 30 The Jazz Mandolin ProjectJune 2 The Brand...
Posted by Black Egg on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:59:00 PST

Check out these shows coming up in NYC.

June 2: Les Claypool@ Nokia TheaterJune 7: Nelly Furtado@ MAdison Square GardenJune 15: Mika@ Nokia TheaterJune 24: Honor By August@ Knitting FactoryJune 24: Ted Nugent@ Nokia TheaterJune 27: Rise Aga...
Posted by Black Egg on Tue, 22 May 2007 06:13:00 PST

Back on the wagon.....

Well kids, Uncle Egg is back on the celibacy wagon again. I fell off of it a little while back and lately I have been feeling the effects of spring and started to try and flirt and see if there might ...
Posted by Black Egg on Sat, 19 May 2007 11:17:00 PST

Fuck you and your shitty job!!!!

Ok! So I lost a job today. I am really bummed. It was one of my favorite. My bike messenger gig. I guess it was too good to be true. I was the only part timer and business was light so who do you thin...
Posted by Black Egg on Sat, 19 May 2007 11:00:00 PST

Joey Ramone Birthday Bash

Check it out kiddies. Your Uncle Egg was outside the Joey Ramone B Day bash promoting for Nokia Theater and what does he happen to acquirè but a free ticket. How do you like that. And it will be my fi...
Posted by Black Egg on Sun, 20 May 2007 05:19:00 PST

Jack or Tyler?

Lately I am noticing a change. A change in me. I used to look at my close friends, question my sanity breifly and ask "Are you Tyler?" Now I look at my friends and know that they are Jack. Whether I o...
Posted by Black Egg on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:05:00 PST

Desk time

Hey kids, Uncle Egg finally got his desk together. Yessiree bob. I went to home depot and got some industrial shelving and laid a plank between two sets of shelves and I gots me un really swanky desk....
Posted by Black Egg on Sun, 13 May 2007 07:04:00 PST