I drink a lot of Pabst Blue Ribbon. I watch football. I used to have late night drunken fist-fights with my fucking roomate, but he moved to L.A. and the guy who took his place is kind of a mamby-pamby bitch. It's not his fault he bruises easily, he has an iron deficiency. I read books, but I only like the ones with pictures. I like to talk politics in bars and fight the people who disagree with me. Lately I am a seething ball of hate.
Under achievers. Drunks. Losers. Lunatics. No goods. Ne'er do wells. Bi-polar figure skaters. Epileptic bus drivers. Schizophrenic coal miners who suffer from extreme, but not always unwarranted, attacks of paranoia. Drifters. Outcasts. People who only fit in with people who don't fit in. Former cheerleaders with a heroin problem. Freaks. Hairys. Dykes. Fairies. People who are aware enough and brave enough to realize that almost everything they have ever been told by their government, school, church, and parents is complete bullshit. People who know that Horatio Alger was a liar. People who realize how much of a scam college is. People who realize that most academics know almost nothing about the real world. People who are not obsessed with the idea that everything must have a purpose. Bastards. Misfits. Midgets. Orangutans, and Henry Chinaski.
Johnny Cash, Tom Waits, Van Morrison, Rolling Stones, Black Crowes, Neil Young, David Bowie, Hank Williams, Ray Charles, Bastard Sons of Johnny Cash, Motown, Bob Dylan, John Coltrane, Wynton Marsalis, Charlie Parker, Frank Zappa, Ryan Adams, Bright Eyes, Merle Haggard, Waylon Jennings
Almost every American movie that is widely released anymore is a total piece of shit.
I have a tv. It doesn't get turned on much. I keep hearing that in the year 2000 and something I'll need to buy a high definition tv or get some sort of doo-hickey to make my old one work. Actually I think I would rather just stop turning my tv on forever at that point.
19th century Russian literature, the great Beat writers, Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter S. Thompson, too many to list really. Chuck Palahniuk is NOT a great writer. He is nothing but a Kurt Vonnegut wanna be hack. Read something real.