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Wazz good?? I'm Duane Gorostiza A.K.A. "DUANESIS OF THE A.P.O.K.A.L.I.P.S.I.S." (Watch Out For Our Second Album!)Well. . . I'm a crazy, gangster boy whoz o'wayz chillaxn at home. I DON'T SMOKE. Proud 2 be AMPHIBIAN (PWEDE SA WATER, PWEDE Din SA LAND) harhar!!! I can also be intense when discussing politics,religion, or ethics (oh for real? haha), however, intense does not equate with offensive. Some of my favorite activities include: Dancin', EMCEEING, Road-trippin', Photography, Hangin' out with ma peeps,Meeting new people, Debating, and Exercising (TUWING UMAGA). B4 IM FROM STA. MESSED UP MANILA BUT NOW IM BACK IN MA HOMETOWN... MAKATI CITY! (where 5'0's still huntin' ma ass! j/p). I know how 2 cook a lil' bit so holla at me if ya wanna taste CHEF DUANE'S SPECIALTY PORK SINIGANG & BICOL EXPRESS! yumyumtree!!! I spend a lot of time writingsongs, makin' beats with ma homeboy MIKERAPPHONE, watchin' romantic comedy movies and gangster movies, sound-trippin', EATING (ain't it obvious?), freestylin', singin' in the bathroom! yayks! But I alsoknow how to balance the seriousness with some excitement. I like to joke around and play, But I am also capable of serious thought and dialogue. Friends say I am a good listener, so feel free to open up andlet me know how you really feel. Relationship-wise, I am sweet N romantic daw (WHO GIVES A SHiT??). I love to spend time with a special someone and build a real partnership. DAYM!!! THAT'S HELLA CHEESY BUT IT'S ALL GRAVY BABY!!!===================================================== ================ ============================================================ ========= ============================================================ =========SCHOOLS (OTHER):I.S.M. ( I STOPPED MAN!!! ), HIGH-SKOOL DAYZ: (Nineteen-Forgotten) ST. ANDREW'S FIELD HIGH SKOOL. . . TRANSLATION: MATAAS NA PAARALAN NG SAN ANDRES BUKID. . . y'knowhat?? 4 me EVERYCLUB IS A FRIGGIN' SKOOL!!! AND ALL THE PEEPS WHO'S PARTYING THERE ARE THE STUDENTS!!, (But wait! whoz the TEACHER??) "THE D.J. BUT OF COURSE!!", WuZ CRaCkaLaKiN!? WHaT's HAPP'NIN'CLaSsMaTeS!?, Sup 2 aLL mY cLaSsMaTeS sa mGa GiMiKaN beFore sPeCiaLLy To tHe . . PLANET MARS PEEPS, VBAR GUYS (Formerly Venezia Guys), HARD ROCK HEADS, MALATE KIDS, WHERELSEDUDES, ABEGIS G'S, MUSTANG TROOPS, GOVERNMENT SQUAD, PHASES & EUPHORIA OLDIES (LAUGHIN' SARCASTICALLY) DAYYMMM I'M NOT THAT OLD! HAHA!, PRAVDA BUDDIES, CLUB 5 CLICK,TEMPLE PEOPLE, EMBASSY CREW & THE ALMIGHTY ABSINTH BOYS!!, YEAH! OUR FUCKIN KOOL SKOOLS OF CLUBBIN!! Y'KNOW WHAT I MEAN JELLYBEAN?? I MISS THE GOOD OL' DAYZ!!! T'WAS OFFTHE HEEZY MA NEEZY!!! HINDI HALATANG GIMEKERO AKO NOH!? I'M ALSO A STUDENT OF: SKOOL OF FRIENDSTIZZLE & MY-SPIZZLE FA SHIZZLE. (", )=========================================================== ========== ============================================================ ========= ============================================================ =========COMPANIES:A.P.O.K.A.L.I.P.S.H.I.T. (Beats Co.), 69.9 W-FUCK-DAT!!!!, O.B.P.13, MUKHA-AKONG-KILLER.COM, REAL DEAL ASS-ASS-IN, LITO ATIENZA & RAUL ROCO'S THE BULAKLAK POLO COMPANY!!!, OFFICIALT.I.M.Y. GROUP "TANG INANG MUKHA YAN", OFFICIAL T.I.M.Y.A.P. GROUP "TANG INANG MUKHA YAN ANG PANGET" (SISTER CO.), MAUNA KA. . . SUNDAN MO AKO MOVEMENT, This Page Is Brought ToYou By: SYLVESTRE'S SALON (Beauty Parlor), PETAL ATTRACTION (Flower Shop Co. But Of Course!), INTERNATIONAL FUNERAL HOMES (Kailangan kaya ng Visa dito?), MAID TO ORDER (MaidsPlacement Agency Co.), MASTERVISION (Video Rental Shop), FELIX THE CUT (Barber Shop Co.), Le Cheng Tea House (Was the owner in a bad mood when it was named?), MEATING PLACE (Meat ShopCo.), BREAD PIT (Bakeshop), MIKI MAO (Noodle House), CAINTACKY FRIED CHICKEN (Restaurant in Cainta Rizal), CANDIES BE LOVE? (Candy Shop Co.) "Can anything be sweeter than this?", MARUYACARRY (A Take-Out Turon & Maruya Store), ELIZABETH TAILORING (Tailoring Shop) & CHICHA HUT.======================================================== ============= ============================================================ ========= ============================================================ =========FAVORITE MUSIC:Steely Dan, Beatles, Frank Sinatra, Bill Haley & The Comets, Earth Wind & Fire, Al Green, Barry White, Marvin Gaye, Elvis Presley, Frank White, James Taylor, Bobby Caldwell, The Temptations, Nat King Cole, Billie Holiday, Johnny Mathis, Donny Hathaway, The Carpenters, Anita Baker, Bee-Gees, Chicago, Mozart, Beethoven, Tchaikovsky, Incognito, Sergio Mendes & Brasil '66, The Beach Boys, Patti Austin, El De Barge, Yutaka Yokokura, Donald Fagen, Pauline Wilson, Eric Tagg, Chick Corea & The Electric Band, John Mayall & The Blues Breakers, Eric Clapton, Allman Brothers Band, Frank Zappa, The Doors, Alan Parson's Project, Robbie Dupree, Billy Ocean, Randy Crawford, George Benson, Carly Simon, Natalie Cole, Phil Collins, Kalapana, America, Little River Band, Regina Hall, Atlantic Starr, Bread, Deon Estus, Steve Perry, David Pack, Tom Scott, Dave Koz, Hall & Oates, Two Minds Crack, Fat Larry's Band, Roberta Flack, Paul McCrane, Peter Cetera, Stanley Clarke, David Pomeranz, Lionel Richie, Christopher Cross, James Ingram, Michael Johnson, Kool & The Gang, Angela Bofill, George Duke, Michael Macdonald, Kenny Loggins, Player, Dr. Hook, Rupert Holmes, Eagles, Air Supply, Quincy Jones, Herb Alpert, Captain & Tenille, Peabo Bryson, Swing Out Sister, The Rippingtons, Doobie Brothers, Ambrosia, Kenny Rankin, Rex Smith, Stephen Bishop, Barry Manilow, Andrew Gold, Alessi Brothers, Isley Brothers, Basia, Bob James, Larry Carlton, Lee Ritenour, Al Jarreau, Wayman Tisdale, David Benoit, Manhattan Transfer, Dave Grusin, Djavan, Earl Klugh, Ivan Lins, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Chuck Mangione, Stevie Wonder, Luther Vandross, Elvis Costello, Jason Mraz, Richard Cheese, Lisa Loeb, Tina Arena, Frank McComb, Sarah Mclachlan, Alanis Morisette, Plumb, Gary Allan, Tim Mcgraw, Trisha Yearwood, John Meyer, Extreme, The Police, Dire Straits, Genesis, U2, Fra Lippo Lippi, Men At Work, Tears For Fears, Queen, Cyndi Lauper, Tina Turner, Madonna, Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, Culture Club, Wham, Crystal Waters, K.C. & The Waves, Spandau Ballet, A-HA, Duran Duran, Billy Idol, Psychedelic Furs, Toto, The Cure, Musical Youth, Chaka Demus & The Pliers, Bob Marley & The Wailers, T.O.K., Bounty Killer, Beenie Man, Shabba Ranks, Screwdriver, 311, Sublime, Blink 182, NOFX, Reliant K, Lagwagon, Splitsville, Green Day, New Found Glory, Saves The Day, Reel Big Fish, Save Ferris, Area 7, Show-off, Get Up Kids, Hi-Standard, MXPX, Goldfinger, Me First And The Gimme Gimmes, Phish, Stabbing Westward, Screeching Weasel, Sum 41, Offspring, Good Charlotte, Yellowcard, Dropkick Murphy's, The Hi-Fives, Weezer, Smashmouth, Ghoti Hook, Pennywise, Buck-O-Nine, The Misfits, Motorhead, Toy Dolls, No Use For A Name, The Odorants, Less Than Jake, The Donnas, Rancid, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Ozzy Osbourne, Stone Temple Pilots, Foo Fighters, Aerosmith, Barenaked Ladies, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Dead Kennedy's, Jane's Addiction, Alice In Chains, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Sepultura, Marilyn Manson, Iron Maiden, Sound Garden, Pantera, Gun's & Roses, KISS, Metallica, The Rolling Stones, Dead Presidents, Nine Inch Nails, Slipknot, Kittie, System Of A Down, Disturbed, Papa Roach, Rage Against The Machine, Korn, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Incubus, Creed, Silverchair, Enigma, Counting Crows, Cold Play, No Doubt, Smashing Pumpkins, 3 Doors Down, Third Eye Blind, Maroon 5, The Cardigans, New Radicals, Jamiroquai, The Chemical Brothers, Prodigy, Roni Size, Chicane, Hed Kandi, Squareheads, Bonnie Bailey, Tiesto, Paul Van Dyk, Q-Bert, Apollo, Mixmaster Mike, Rocky Rock, Red Alert, Jam Master Jay, Shortkut, Grandmaster Flash & Grandmaster Theodore (The Inventors of Turntable Scratchin'), The Sugarhill Gang, Afrika Bambataa, Digital Underground, Run DMC, Kurtis Blow, Beastie Boys, Dilated Peoples, The Roots, Digable Planets, Atmosphere, T.L.C., Salt N' Pepa, Onyx, Funkdoobiest, Fu-Schnickens, KMD/MF DOOM, Tupac Shakur, Notorious B.I.G., Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Common, Busta Rhymes, Twista, Nas, Wu-tang Clan, Pharcyde, Jayo Felony, Do Or Die, Big Punisher, Jeru The Damaja, N.W.A., Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Mack 10, Xzibit, Slim Shady, Chino XL, Visionaries, Hieroglyphics, Beat Junkies, Alkaholiks, Grave Diggaz, A Lighter Shade Of Brown, Too Short, Ice-T, Jay-Z, Kool G Rap, M.C. Eiht, Da Brat, 2 Live Crew, Cypress Hill, Skee-lo, Lil' Kim, Goodie Mob, Outkast, Canibus, LL Cool J, Alicia Keys, Babyface, Rozwell, Drop N' Harmony, Voices Of Theory, Inner Voices, Musiq Soulchild, D' Angelo, Erykah Badu etc. Translation: THERE ARE SO MANY TO MENTION SO I'M GONNA STOP RIGHT HERE!!! I LOVE JAZZ, Classical, Ballad, New Wave, Country, World, Instrumental, Death Metal, Goth, Electronica, Techno, Trance, Drum & Bass, Hip-Hop, R&B, Dancehall, Reggae, Reggaeton, O.P.M. (Original Pinoy Music), Acoustic, Rock, Blues, Punk Rock & Ska. (or any kinds of music)====================================================== =============== ============================================================ ========= ============================================================ =========FAVORITE FILMS:T.V. Patrol The Movie, The Terminal, Serendipity, Addicted To Love, Kate & Leopold, Get Over It, Big Fat Liar, Must Love Dogs, Just Friends, 50 First Dates, Wicker Park, In the Mix, A Lot Like Love, Guess Who?, Just Like Heaven, What Planet Are You From?, My Favorite Martian, That Thing You Do, Van Helsing, Ice Age 1 And 2 ( The Meltdown ), The Sound Of Music, Scent Of A Woman, Gone With The Wind, Casablanca, Lawrence Of Arabia, Pal Joey (Very Old Skool Ish), Almost Famous, The Bachelor, There's Something About Mary, The Third Wheel, I Do (But I Don't), The Runaway Bride, My Bestfriend's Wedding, Four Weddings And A Funeral, Barefoot In The Park, French Kiss, Down To You, Someone Like You, City Of Angels, Roadtrip, Eurotrip, Boat Trip, Back To The Future 1, 2 And 3, Ace Ventura 1 And 2, Beetlejuice, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Forever, Batman And Robin, Batman Begins, Catwoman, You've Got Mail, Save The Last Dance, Never Been Kissed, She's All That, Clueless, American Beauty, The Notebook, Harry Pothead, Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone, Harry Potter And The Chambers Of Secrets, Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban, Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire, The Convent, Forrest Gump, Big Fish, Poltergeist, Merlin, Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Return Of The Jedi, The Phantom Menace, Attack Of The Clones, Revenge Of The Sith, Indiana Jones And The Raiders Of The Lost Ark, Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom, Underworld 1 And 2, Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Oliver Twist, Annie, Ants In The Pants, More Ants In The Pants, Crocodile Dundee, Romancing The Stone, King Solomon's Mines, Jewel Of The Nile, Boyz In The Hood, Friday, Jackass The Movie, Drive Me Crazy, All Dogs Go To Heaven, Shallow Hal, Simply Irresistible, Grosse Point Blank, The Lady Killers, The Longest Yard, Sweet Home Alabama, The Sweetest Thing, Fievel's Adventures, Hey Arnold! (The Movie), The Waterboy, Anger Management, Happy Gilmore, Little Nicky, HOME ALONE 1 And 2!!! (Home Alone 3, 4, 5 and 6 are not dat good but it's ayt), Mr. Deeds, The Wedding Singer, Just Married, Cheaper By the Dozen, Trial & Error, Two Weeks Notice, Repli-Kate, Elf, Scooby-Doo 1 And 2, Cruel Intentions 1, 2 and 3, The Blues Brothers, Liar Liar, The Truman Show, So Close, Bruce Almighty, Empire Records, The Contact, Cadence, Meet Joe Black, Mickey Blue Eyes, While You Were Sleeping, Chocolat, As Good As It Gets, George Of The Jungle 1 And 2, Monkey Bone, Mrs. Doubtfire, Along Came Polly, When Harry Met Sally, That Darn Cat, Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves, Black Knight, War Of The Worlds, Water World, Dances With Wolves, Mexicali, Instant Karma, The Matador, After The Sunset, Laws Of Attraction, James Bond 007: Everything Or Nothing, James Bond 007: Die Another Day, Evelyn The Tailor Of Panama, James Bond 007:The World Is Not Enough, Grey Owl, The Match, The Thomas Crown Affair, The Nephew, Quest For Camelot, James Bond 007: Tomorrow Never Dies, Dante's Peak, Mars Attacks, The Mirror Has Two Faces, Catch Me If You Can, James Bond 007: GoldenEye, Love Affair, Entangled, Live Wire, The Lawnmower Man, Mister Johnson, Around the World in 80 Days, The Deceivers, Taffin, The Fourth Protocol, Nomads, The Long Good Friday, The Carpathian Eagle, Resting Rough, The Guru, Notting Hill, Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo & Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo, You Got Served, Honey, Wild Things 1, 2 And 3, Hotchick, What Women Wants, High Fidelity, Lethal Weapon 1, 2 And 3, Total Recall, How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days, 40 Days And 40 Nights, Van Wilder, Jerry Mcguire, The Little Black Book, Raising Helen, America's Sweethearts, Mr. Bean (The Movie), Austin Powers In Th Spy Who Shagged Me, Austin Powers In Goldmember, Jingle All The Way, Dennis The Menace, Kindergarten Cop, Forever Young, Santa Clause 1 And 2, Honey I Shrunk The Kids, Honey I Blew Up The Kid, Angels In The Outfield, Rookie Of The Year, I Am Sam, A Beautiful Mind, The Haunting, The Frighteners, Haunted Mansion, Men In Black 1 And 2, Alien, Species, Jaws, Johnny English, Agent Cody Banks, Lizzie Mcguire (The Movie), Mean Girls, Grease, Footloose, Heart And Souls, Baby's Day Out, Look Who's Talking 1 And 2, Batteries Not Included, E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial, Joe's Apartment, Wedding Crashers, Starsky And Hutch, Zoolander, The Tuxedo, A Cinderella Story, Ella Enchanted, Simone, Whatever It Takes, Can't Hardly Wait, Varsity Blues, Summer Catch, Loser, Ghostbusters 1 And 2, Titanic, Armageddon, The 18th Angel, Stigmata, Red Eye, Halloween, Candyman, Silence Of The Lambs, Ms. Congeniality 1 And 2, Sister Act 1 And 2, Heaven Can Wait, Down To Earth, Romeo And Juliet, Princess Diaries 1 And 2, Legally Blonde 1 And 2, Totally Blonde, Halfbaked, The Musketeers, The Gangs Of New York, The Count Of Monte Cristo, Pirates Of The Carribean, Scrooge, A Christmas Carol, Jumanji, Zathura, The Grinch, Next Friday, Friday After Next, Money Talks, The Omen, Army Of Darkness, Evil Dead, The Patriot, The Saint, The Matrix Trilogy, A.I. (Artificial Intelligence), Looney Toons Back In Action, The Mask, Son Of The Mask, EDTV, Legend, BIG, Night Of The Living Dead, Return Of The Living Dead, Dawn Of The Dead, Dead-Alive, Little Shop Of Horrors, Plains Trains And Automobiles, Romeo Must Die, Cradle To The Grave, Kung-Fu Hustle, Shaolin Soccer, Thicker Than Water, M.P. The Last Don, Hot Boyz, Ultimate Death And Ultimate Horror (Documentary), South Central, NOSTRADAMUS, A Knight's Tale, Troy, Forces Of Nature, Idle Hands, The New Guy, Love Don't Cost A Thing, Ready To Rumble, Fight Club, Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve, The Italian Job, Bad Boys 1 And 2, The Fast And The Furious, Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, Beauty And The Beast, Lion King, The Pagemaster, The Swan Princess, Sinbad: The Legend Of The Seven Seas, The Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The Road To El Dorado, Pocahontas, A Bugs Life, Antz, A Toy Story 1 And 2, The Incredibles, Monster Inc., Robots, Corpse Bride, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissor Hands, Braveheart, Dragonheart, American Ninja, 3 Ninjas, Beverly Hills Ninja, The Golden Child, Karate Kid Trilogy, Dr. Doolittle, Blue Streak, Big Momma's House 1 And 2, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1, 2 And 3 (The Movie), Commando, Terminator Trilogy, Love Basketball, The 6TH Man, White Chicks, How High, Soul Plane, Who Framed Roger Rabit, Cool World, Space Jam, Like Mike, Slap Her She's French, Psycho 1 And 2, Stir Of Echoes, The Boiler Room, The People Under the Stairs, It, Indecent Proposal, Pulp Fiction, Final Destination Trilogy, What Dreams May Come, Pootie Tang, Booty Call, Brown Sugar, The Wood, Deliver Us From Eva, Barbershop 1 And 2, Love Jones, Two Can Play That Game, Three To Tango, 8 Mile, Malibu's Most Wanted, Scary Movie Trilogy, Halloween, Army Of Darkness, Silence Of The Lambs, Scream, Child's Play, Poltergeist, Friday The 13th, The Exorcist, Psycho, It, The Convent, BEEF, HIP-HOP IMMORTALS, Don't Be A Menace 2 South Central While Drinkin' Juice In The Hood, White Chicks, Hot Chick, Colors, American Me, Fight Club, Boyz In The Hood, Menace II Society, Dead Poets Society, Above The Rim, Bullet, Juice, Gridlock'd, Poetic Justice, Friday, Next Friday, Friday After Next, Brooklyn Babylon, Pulp Fiction, Blood In Blood Out, Hook, ELF, New Jersey Drive, Agawan Puri, Angkinin MO Lola MO & UMAGA NA NANG HINUGOT.==================================================== ================= ============================================================ ========= ============================================================ =========FAVORITE TV SHOWS:HEY ARNOLD!, Untalkative Bunny, Looney Tunes, Tiny Toons, Care Bears, Duck Tales, Where's Wally?, 2 Stupid Dogs, Bill Cosby Show, Saturday Night Live, One Tree Hill, The O.C., Laguna Beach, The Simple Life, OPRAH, The Jay Leno Show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The David Letterman Show, Friends, That's So Raven, Elimidate, The 5th Wheel, Baywatch, The Simpsons, Takeshi's Castle, Miami Vice, My Kids & Wife, That 70's Show, Golden Girls, Saved By The Bell, Parker Lewis Can't Lose, U.S.A. High, Sabrina The Teenage Witch, Moonlighting, Boy Meets World, Quantum Leap, Full House (with Bob Saget), Remington Steele, China Beach, Hawaii 5-0, Party Of Five, 7th Heaven, Dharma And Greg, Tales From The Crypt, Seinfeld, Wonder Woman, Kate And Allie, Charles In Charge, Mr. Belevedere, Doogie Howser M.D., Fraggle Rock, Beverly Hills 90210, Melrose Place, Clarissa, Wild Thornberries, Shaider, Mask Rider Black, Ultraman, Maskman, Bioman, Magma Man, Machine Man, Koseidon, Cedie, Candy Candy, Fear Factor, Police Files, Police Academy, The Muppet Show, Sesame Street, Batibot (Sesame Street Filipino Version), Travel Time, St. Elsewhere, Flying Doctors, Perfect Strangers, Mac Gyver, Crystal Maze, Knots Landing, Animal Planet's Most Dangerous Creatures (THEY FEATURED ME THERE!!!), National Geographic's: Nature's Wonders, Highlander The Series, Twin Peaks, The Love Boat, All That! Kenan & Kel, CatDog, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren & Stimpy, Nick Cannon Show, Superbook, Flying House, Peter Pan (Saban Japanese Version), Wild Boyz, Wild'N Out, Viva La Bam, Wade Robson Project, MTV'S Pimp My Ride, Punk'd, BLACK ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION (BET), Yu Yu Hakusho (Ghostfighter), Dragon Ball Z, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Duane's World The Jackass Manila Tour (UNDAGROUND ISH), Alf, Conan The Adventurer, WWF/WWE, Steven Spielberg's Amazing Stories, Jim Henson's The Storyteller, The Price Is Right, Jeopardy, Name That Tune, Wheel Of Fortune, America's Funniest Home Video's (with Bob Saget again!), Americas Funniest People, Candid Camera, Guinness Book Of World Records, Ripley's Believe It Or Not, Plastic Man (with his literally bouncing baby boy!), Smurfs, Rainbow Brite, Superfriends, He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe, She-Ra, Thunder Cats, Mazinger Z, Voltes V, Daimos, Mighty Mouse, Heckle And Jeckle, Hanna-Barbera's Yogi Bear Show, Voltron, Transformers, Visionaries Knights Of The Magical Light, G.I.-Joe, Ewoks, Astroboy, Garfield & Friends, The Woody Woodpecker Show, Denver The Last Dinosaur, Time Quest (with Takure!), Space Cruiser Yamato, Robotech: Macross, Mr. Bogus, Wacky Races, Uncle Bob's Lucky 7 Club, Captain Planet, Legend Of Zelda, Super Mario Bros. Super Show, Battle Ball, The Chipmunks, T.V. Patrol, The World Tonight (with Angelo Castro Senior!), That's Entertainment (with Kuya Germs!), Pandakekoks, Mikee, Kaluskos Musmos (You Have No Fuckin' Idea! haha!), Tangtarangtang, Prinsipe Abante, Panday The Animation Series (I'm Serious!), Cafeteria Aroma (with Apeng Daldal!), John En Marsha, Star Drama Theatre Presents, A.T.B.P. (Awit, Titik at Bilang na Pambata), Ang T.V.! Kaybol "Ang Bagong TV", Flor De Luna, Tambakan Alley, For The Boys (with Ariel Ureta), Kadenang Kristal, Barangay U.S. "Unang Sigaw", Ibang Klase, T.V.J. "Tele-Vision Jesters", Ora Engkantada, Okay Ka Fairy Ko! Mag Asawa'y 'Di Biro (with Lot-Lot & Monching), Wari Waro (with Monsour Del Rosario), Lovely Ness, Maricel Drama Special, The Sharon Cuneta Show (T.S.C.S.), Ready Get Set Go! Kwarta O Kahon "Roleta Ng Yakult!" (with Tito Pepe Pimentel!), Go Bingo! Regal Shocker, Pinoy Thriller, Pagkagat Ng Dilim, Guni-Guni, Regal True Ghost Stories, Balintataw, Pinoy TV Komiks, Del Monte Kitchenomics (singit sa Eat Bulaga!!), Chicks To Chicks, Eye To Eye (with Ate Luds!), Teysi Ng Tahanan, T.O.D.A.S. (Television's Outrageously Delightful All-star Show), Iskul Bukol, Connie Reyes On Camera, Mixed Nuts, Tropang Trumpo, Love Notes (with Joe D' Mango!), Tondominium, Baliw Na Baliw, Ok Chong! Oki Doki Doc, Wow Mali, Boy (with Rene Requiestas!), Familia Que Horror, Ang Boyfriend Kong Mumu, Super Islaw, Bistik, 'Sang Linggo n'APO Sila, Sa Linggo n'APO Sila, Super Solo, Computer Man (with Eric Quizon), Computer Kid (with Dustin Moya! sino yun?), Miss M. (with Miss Tapia herself!), Batang-X T.V. Series, Istudent Canteen (Kasabayan ng Eat Bulaga!), Champoy, Oh No! It's Johnny, Apat Na Sikat, Seeing Stars With JQ (Joe Quirino!), Hoy Gising! Spin-A-Win, Not So Late Night With Edu, Martin After Dark, Martin Late @ Night, Penthouse Live, Discorama, Mana Mana, Mongolian Barbecue, Sic O'Clock News (with Jaime Fabregas), Dance 10, Yagit, Heredero, Going Bananas (Featuring The BAD BANANAS... Jay Ilagan, Johnny Delgado, Boyet De Leon And Edgar Mortiz), 2+2, Ok Tol! 1-4-3, Billy Bilyonaryo, Abangan Ang Susunod Na Kabanata.., T.G.I.S. (Thank God It's Sabado!), Growing Up, Gimik, Ober Da Bakod, Palibhasa Lalake, Lihim Ng Ermita, Japayuki, Sine Sa Dos (sa Alas-Dos), Million Dollar Movies, Eh Kasi Babae, Happy House (with Sandy Andolong!), Agila, Mr. Cupido (with Buboy Garovillo!), Valiente, Kalatog Pinggan, T.A.H.O. (Tawanan at Awitan kay Hesus Oras-oras), P.T.L. (Plato Traysikel at Ligaya!), Pangarap Kong Jackpot! Salo-Salo Together, Lunch Date, Katok Mga Misis (with Giovanni Calvo), Wanbol High, Tanghalan Ng Kampeon (with Pilita Corales & Bert "TAWA" Marcelo!), GMA Supershow, Lovingly Yours Helen (with Tita Helen Vela), Maalala Mo Kaya (with Charo Santos-Concio), Bisoy (Bisayang Tisoy), Ang Manok Ni San Pedro, Tell The People (with Julie Yap Daza And Dra. Margarita Holmes), Sikyo, Victoria Hills, Manilyn Reynes Live (aba may show siya!), Negosiyete, Agri-Siyete, Cooking It Up With Nora, Anna Luna, Isabel Sugo Ng Birhen, Mara Clara, Love Me Do, Tatak Pilipino (with Gel Santos-Relos & Jim Paredes!), Villa Quintana, Wok-With-Yan, Tele-Aralan Ng Kakayahan, Ating Alamin (with Ka Gerry Geronimo), Eumorpho Lakas Tao, 5 & Up, Kulit Bulilit, Eh Kasi Bata, Pin-Pin (Batibot na pang-intsik!!), Balitang Bata, Bulilit (with Kuya Bodjie Himself!), Chikiting Patrol, Yan Ang Bata! (with Ate Encar), Toys R' Us, Ula Ang Batang Gubat (with Judy Ann Santos), Buddy en Sol, Young Love Sweet Love... with your host Kuya Germs! (hahaha! gimme a fuckin break!), A little Night Of Music (with John Lesaca!), Ryan Ryan Musikahan (with Mr. Ryan Bayagyag). . . and last but not the least Aawitan Kita with Armida Siguion-Reyna! ( uhmm, i'm not a couch potato ey! ) --- defensive ============================================================ ========= ============================================================ ========= ============================================================ =========INTERESTS:LAKERS ALL THE WAY!, YELLOW CAB PIZZA!, Twinkies Angel Sponge Cake, Milkshakes, Fat Fingers, Skittles, Nutella, Country Waffles, Strawberry Shortcake, Mac & Cheese, Spaghetti Carbonara, BEEFSHA-WARM-UP, Chef Boyardee Pasta, Campbell's Mushroom Soup, Cooking, CLUBBIN', Emceeing "In Different Clubs", Droppin' Science (Rhymin), POETRY, Watchin'Movie Alone, Singin' (even ma voice ishella fucced up!), Writin'Songs, 69.9 W-FUCK-DAT VOICEMAILBOX PHONE HACKERS WORLWIDE, G-LINE (Party Line In The States), Dogs and Puppies, ROAD TRIPS, Mangalampag, SCARIEST PLACES,GHOST HUNTIN' AT CLARK AIRBASE ABANDONED HOSPITAL (REAL SCARY STUFF), Travel, Boracay, Puerto Galera, El Nido, Majaijai Falls, Pagsanjan Falls, Ipagtanggol Ang Mga Naaapi (BWAHAHAHA!!!)Manghabol Ng Snatcher Sa Recto Tanong Nyo Kay Berto, Mag-Freestyle RAP sa loob ng Bathroom, (WHAT IS FREESTYLE?) F.Y.I. Pagra-rap ng impromptu or anything goes! Hindi kasi alam ni BOY ABUNDA& KRIS AQUINO KUNG ANO YUN EH!!! Hehehe!!, Bungee Jumpin', Rock Climbin', Snorkling & ALL KINDS OF ILL SHYT!!!===================================================== ================ ============================================================ ========= ============================================================ =========HEROES:HERO BAUTISTA, The one and only. . . GOD, JESUS CHRIST!!! I WANNA MARRY KAYLEIGH ANDERSON!!! CRISTY PERMINUTE, JOBERT SUCALDITO ASTRINGENT WORLDWIDE (TANGGAL AGAD ANGTORTA!!!), BOY ABUNDA'S WIGS, KRIS AQUINO'S "GAMOT SA TULO MERON KA??", D'BUZZ, STARTALK, S-FILES, UNANG HIRIT, MAGANDANG UMAGA BRYAN!!! KAYA SALAMAT SA T.F.C. TANGGALTULOY ANG ALLOWANCE KO MAYYN DANG!!!, M.I.L.F.!!!, POSITIVE MOVERS, ALMIGHTY K.M.M.P. "KAPISANAN ng mga MALULUTONG MAGTAGALOG sa PILIPINAS", KAPAG BUSOG... TUTUG-TOG BAND,"F" VIRUS ASSASSIN "FAFALFAK KA DIN KAYA AABANGAN KO ANG FAG-FIYOK MO", KURATONG BALELENG NI KUYA LELENG, JACKASS MANILA, TROPANG BUILDING, SAN ISIDRO BOYS, AKYATBAHAY GANG, LAG-LAG BARYA GANG, GING GANG GOOLY, RAINIER REQUIESTAS FANS CLUB (PRESIDENT), BARANGAY TAGAY, BOBET KALABET PENGE SOCIETY, MANG KADYO'S SUKANGPAUMBONG INCORPORATED, MANG DONALD'S KARINDIRYA PHILS. AND LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST. . . BAYANI CASIMIRO.=================================================== ================== ============================================================ ========= ============================================================ =========BOOKS:THE BIBLE ( although i barely read it ), THE ALCHEMIST: A FABLE ABOUT FOLLOWING YOUR DREAM, MY BOOK OF RHYMES, STEPHEN KING'S WORKS, WES CRAVEN'S WORKS, The Poet & The Rapper,Santa Clown Is Comin' 2 Town, It's All Good In The Bet-le-hood, When you talk to God that's prayers when God talks to you that's SCHIZOPHRENIA. By: Duanesis, F.U.C.K. acronym: (Fornication UnderConsent of the King), I crave your mouth your voice your hair Silent and starving. I prowl through the streets. Bread does not nourish me dawn disrupts me all day. I hunt for the liquid measure of your steps.I hunger for your sleek laugh your hands the color of a savage harvest. hunger for the pale stones of your fingernails. I want to eat your skin like a whole almond. I want to eat the sunbeam flaring in yourlovely body the sovereign nose of your arrogant face. I want to eat the fleeting shade of your lashes and I pace around hungry sniffing the twilight hunting for you for your hot heart like a puma in thebarrens of Quitratue. (u dig??)