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About Me

Here's a "Get to know me better" survey i made up.
1. Favorite food:
-tofu
2. Favorite Smells:
-skunks and chlorine.
3. Favorite sound:
-traffic and dogs barking
4. Would you ever run for president?
-it depends on if i go bald or not.
5. Favorite fictional toga color
-marbitooch
6. Would you ever kiss a Rabid Elephant?
-yes, but it depends on what country the elephant's from.
7. If you had a million dollars what would you do?
-give it to bill gates just to piss everyone off.
8. What is your ideal dream house?
-old house with an eccentric owner who sells it to me for cheap if i promise not to paint over the pink and purple polka dotted siding. Plus, house must be right next train tracks (i like trains) and a highway (i like the sounds of highways), and have a Rural Route address. (example RR 1 Box 666)
9. What do your fingers look like?
-pointy and beige
10. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
-Grandma

My Interests

Destroying the fur industry, Eating Tofu, revolutionizing the entire music industry with an unprecedented sound.

I'd like to meet:

Idiots, lisa loeb.

Music:

Jerk Chicken, Popcorn Elfwad, The Board of Trustees, Doof-phone, Laminated Hair-weasels, Scrotey the Lonely Blob, Lamb butter 2000, Salad Fork Console, Yipper Tooth, A strange ugly wart thrower, Green Cubicle Strife, Elbow Barnacle, Timmy's Fat Horn, other stuff, the Dinosaur Slappers, Grandma's Disco Records on 45 speed, Stalin's Elbo Grease, I'm just a tooth, Aaron Cherof.

Movies:

OVER THE HEDGE, a clockwork orange, Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, Labyrinth, Ice Age, Killer Klownz from outer space, I spit on your grave, Matrix

Television:

Camp Lazlo, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, The Angry Beavers (no longer on), Rocko's Modern Life (no longer on), Courage the Cowardly Dog, Dexter's Lab, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Project Runway, Drawn Together.

Books:

Watership Down - Richard Adams
Lord of the Rings - J.R.R. Tolkien

Heroes:

sonic the hedgehog and http://www.myspace.com/12916399

My Blog

Your ass is so big, it has two jobs...

Full time ass, and part time butt.
Posted by Mike Z: Fashion Disaster on Mon, 12 May 2008 09:06:00 PST

I dont recognize that dog!

Once the cable goes out, get those rabbit ear antennas out and get it on! Dreams don't come as easily as they used to, because your mind isn't creating it's own dreams, it's using dreams from the nig...
Posted by Mike Z: Fashion Disaster on Fri, 09 May 2008 06:17:00 PST

Post-modern Particle Blast - 10 wiener dogs per sack.

If I had a hammer, I'd trim the fat off any tooth or nail that's crumbling under unbridled short bark paste. It's clear, and unpleasantly fortified with elbow powder, that any cross dressing barn hea...
Posted by Mike Z: Fashion Disaster on Sun, 04 May 2008 02:01:00 PST

Nothing ever works out.

Nothing Ever Works out.My bed is filled with troutMy mustache burnsmy stomach churnsAnd that's what I'm all aboutNothing comes out right.I want 7up but get spriteMy Eyeball fell offmy throat has a cou...
Posted by Mike Z: Fashion Disaster on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 10:32:00 PST

Squirrels on the Roof

There are Squirrels on the RoofThough I don't have any proofI can here them scratchinglike a chisel on a toothThere's a beast in my bedThat I think might be deadwith a fish as a bodyand Abe Lincoln's ...
Posted by Mike Z: Fashion Disaster on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:26:00 PST

Dressed to impress, but feeling depressed.

Sometimes the only way to stay sane in a situation is to talk to yourself. HOWEVER! By definition, if you’re talking to yourself, you ARE already insane. More or less the same reason 1000&rs...
Posted by Mike Z: Fashion Disaster on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:51:00 PST

Porpoise Theory

There’s a truth in every lie. Like for example, there’s no goblins. THERE IS ACTUALLY GOBLINS. That’s two lies with truth to them, one is that there are goblins (which is not true...
Posted by Mike Z: Fashion Disaster on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 03:14:00 PST

I know I must do what’s right....

Sure as Killamanjaro rised like Olympus over the sarangetti
Posted by Mike Z: Fashion Disaster on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 05:47:00 PST

High alert! Ears Attentive.

It starts with one simple fact: The government is below, as they say, "the line" of what we, "the people" (according to the bible and the constitution, more on that later), consider when we understan...
Posted by Mike Z: Fashion Disaster on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:44:00 PST

5 Days until I move

w00t! Kudos! Lol! >_< Barnacle! Television! Buzz Armstrong!
Posted by Mike Z: Fashion Disaster on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 12:56:00 PST