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Archduke Morticus-Napoleon

The Micky Mouse de Sade!

About Me


I am the one and only, truly fabulous, Archduke Morticus-Napoleon Alexandros of the House of Posada. People usually call me "Mort" or "Morty"...or "G Munny Flash". I'm a bit what you'd call a "Dandy". I'm a pretty easy going. I'm a gentleman for the most part. I'm pretty shy so it may take me awhile to put more on this site. I like to have fun, hang with good comrades, and enjoy a good vinatge wine. Yet, who am I kidding? I'll drink about anything! My best friend in the whole wide world is Zaylyn,(With the TOTALLY tacky and extravagant screen name of: "The Mad Kaiser of Axios: A Dazzling Tragedy".) he's the one who talked me into doing this. We've had a lot of crazy times together, but when we go out, all the attention is on me! I'm prettier and he KNOWS it! (Zaylyn, just get over it, bitch! *Snipsnaps in Z formation complete with head swivel*)
I don't date guys, but I do engage in extra-curricular activities with them from time to time. (I'm a top, btw) ;) I'd like to meet a nice girl on here, but to meet a good buddy with a lot of money to spend on alcohol is just as good. Sugarmommas are also welcomed. ;)
You are James St. James. You and Michael were best
friends until he went to jail. You were one of
the original Club Kids and helped plan out all
the wild, drugged-out parties that you two
threw. You were the brains of the whole
operation. You knew your stuff and were proud
of it.
Which one of Michael Alig's Club Kids are you?
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I came to Dayton, Ohio back in the early absinthe days. I met my friend at a Toys R Us near the mall. During those days was when I actually came to life. Those days become more of an "absinthe tidal wave" more than a specified amount of time. Then there was a lot of times spent in one dragon den or the other during and after that, between here and Knoxville, TN. I'm all about the next good time and to hell with the consequences! We're doing the James Dean and Alexander the Great thing. Party and conquer whilst you're still pretty! And leave the world in the same state, baby! To hell with your institutions and your taboos! Welcome to the new world.
My past time includes prophecy. I am the Stuffed Oracle.
You babylonian whores should really read the great writings of Zaylyn Alexandros, the "Mad Kaiser", the "Glitter Shaman"...if you don't, you'll only disappoint me FURTHER. He's the worst poet you'll ever love!

My Interests


Clubbing, clubbing, clubbing! Yet, I am not a scene whore! Just a plain old whore will do. I have a strong interest in Underground thinking coupled with Pop Art like my Zayzay. He got me interested, but no mistaking, I taught HIM how to be fabulous! It's a two way street here, people! He still needs some work...but anyway....I like hanging around helping my comrade write his silly scribblings, wine, graceful and elegant ladies, treehouses, good music, traveling, drinking heavily, being as much of a pirate as I can without owning a ship, cheesecake, make-up, dressing in drag, parties, movies, and building blanket tents in the living room.
Zaylyn, if I loved you anymore than I do, I would have to perform some brutal act of homsexuality you'd not soon forget! ¢¾

I'd like to meet:

Gwenth Paltrow and Minnie Mouse. All I can say is "Day-um!"

Music:

Madonna, Techno, and whatever the hell else I feel like listening to! Need I say more?
-- Madonna - Justify My Love -- Video code provided by KEKAI BOY

Movies:

Anything with Minnie and Mickey Mouse in it.(One day that dame will leave him and find herself a REAL swanky mousey boy...Which would be me.) Jerry from "Tom and Jerry" is a triffilin' bitch! Party Monster, Velvet Goldmine, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Paris Hilton Sex video, the Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson video, Caligula, Flesh Gordon, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pink Flamingos, Female Troubles, etc...

Television:

Queer as Folk, Angels in America, The "L" Word, Metrosexuality, etc.

Books:

"Alexander the Great", "Disco Bloodbath", Oh, and of course, "An American Courtesan", Zay, dahling!

Heroes:

Ralph S. Mouse!

My Blog

REPOST: Join the Resistance!

So you know, I never once lived my life to be a politician, a leader, a saint or anything else.  I lived life, that is all.  I have no apologies for anything, mistakes included.  So lis...
Posted by Archduke Morticus-Napoleon on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 10:18:00 PST

REPOST: About the First Axian Volunteer Legion

  Comrades,        The Legion begun on MySpace was to inform people of issues that concern the causes of the Axios Movement orchestrated by The Noble Order of Axios....
Posted by Archduke Morticus-Napoleon on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 09:22:00 PST

Elba and The State of Affairs

Dahlings,       I've been sitting on the desk for quite sometime lately.  After the Kaiser (My boy Zaylyn) and I returned from our conquests in Florida, we move...
Posted by Archduke Morticus-Napoleon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Repost: Gay Youth Concentration Camps- Fight!

Dear Reader,          ;    Here is something quite disturbing.  Join this group and find out the whole story about an American boy named ...
Posted by Archduke Morticus-Napoleon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

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