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patrick, das r.a.c.

thee ritalin anti christ

About Me


If i dont know you* im not going to fucking add you. If you are in a band ive never heard of, im not going to fucking add you. I do not like jesus, country music fans, cats, mormons, children, sorority girls or animals (unless the latter 2 are slathered in barbecue sauce). If you have any variation of "fuck books" in your profile, i will add you, if only so that i might try to find out where you live. Once I've done that, you will be set on fire. Any attempts to add me by the preceding, will be met with hostility. You have been warned.

If i have denied you once, sending another request, or dog forbid 5 more requests, will be met with hostility. I dont give a flying fuck if you "think" (i use that term loosely) I will like your band. If I'm interested in your band, I will add you, not vice versa. My soundcard is currently broken, so if Ive never heard you, odds are, I'm not going to. Sending an assload of requests will insure that i never give you or your band the time of day ever, no matter how potentially enjoyable your music could possibly be. I do not suffer the existance of retards**

* exceptions will be made for those who message me first, and have a legitimately interesting reason for wanting to add me, be it a mutual acquantainship or a desire to show me your titties


** and by retards i dont mean the mentally handicapped. i mean people who are too self absorbed, and too ignorant to pay attention to the world around them. i refer to the fucking sheep who watch american idol, instead of the news. oh, who the fuck am i kidding, watch the news, you'll get to learn who advanced on american idol.

My Interests

breaking and entering, spinning elbows, loitering, car accidents, photography, bowling, mini golf, art, film, crime, knives, dead animals, toys, cartoons, mexican wrestling masks, mexican food, wrestling, porn, overcooked meat, complaining, chopsticks, gas masks, handcuffs, falling over, stitches, comic books, writing and then destroying bad poetry, stormtroopers

Music:

non specifically - goth, punk, industrial, ebm, new wave, country swing (fuck you)specifically - atari teenage riot, the misfits, nick cave, hocico, ministry, skinny puppy, agoraphobic nosebleed, thrill kill kult, einsturzende neubauten, the damned, funker vogt, big sandy and his flyrite boys, the sex pistols, gwar, das ich, terrorfakt, depeche mode, faith no more, madonna, mr bungle, velvet acid christ, j j cale, wumpscut, iggy pop, hank williams 3rd, leather strip, balzac, kraftwerk, the lunachicks, dbx, cenobita, frontline assembly, lard, the dead kennedys, the wallflowers (again, fuck you), meat beat manifesto, hate dept, imminent starvation, los straightjackets, 45 grave,

Movies:

mad max, memento, the seventh seal, alien, texas chainsaw massacre, halloween, 12 monkeys, natural born killers, the hills have eyes, night of the living dead, hustlers barely legal vol. 5, charles manson superstar, rosemarys baby, nightmare before christmas, battle royal, suicide circle, the filth and the fury, the prophacy, a clockwork orange, edward scissorhands, evil dead, army of darkness, dead alive, the ring series (japanese), freaks, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, robocop, pink flamingos, crybaby, barfly, in the mouth of madness

Television:

buffy, angel, wrestling, the family guy, gilmore girls, futurama, invader zim, the simpsons, inside the actors studio,

Books:

the big book of hell, the call of cthulu and other stories - hp lovecraft, the creation cinema book series, the communist manifesto, freaks: we who are not as others, the re:search series volumes 6/7, 10, 11, fuck you heroes, sacred mirrors: the visionary art of alex grey, original sin : the visionary art of joe coleman, hunting humans, websters new universal unabridged dictionary, the big book of joe, geek love, hollywood, and pretty much everything by bukowski, the watchmen, anything by alan moore, grant morrison, garth ennis, mark millar. im a comic geek and you cant stop me

Heroes:

anyone who works to lessen the human population

My Blog

descanting the insalubrious

do carcass lyrics or song titles actually mean anything? do we really care? nah, not really. ive been growing less and less impressed with the way things are turning out around here and im n...
Posted by patrick, das r.a.c. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fucktimetiredfuckfuckfuckhjwqhjewhjehr4hroo41h

jesus christ, whats next? christmas is cancelled, and, unless something really fucking crazy happens, we're out of here on new years. luckily ive got somewhere to go, but what about my parents and ...
Posted by patrick, das r.a.c. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

RAHH

so tired, so irritated so full of vegetarian chili. what kind of pussy makes chili with no meat? thats pathetic. i chopped up a bunch of chicken and added it later on, but it just wasnt the same.
Posted by patrick, das r.a.c. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

halloween aftermath

i took pictures! more here yippee kiy yay...
Posted by patrick, das r.a.c. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST