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Ms. Hooker

Ready for your shots? (I'm the nurse)

About Me


May I introduce...
Myself
My name is Jessi Ray
♥Likes♥
My heart belongs to a boy named Philip aka Polds.
I love to make bird noises randomly and then act like i didn't do it.
I have a slight problem with authority
I cannot stand guys that think it's a challenge to get me in bed, just because i tell them i don't want to sleep with them.
I love to be around people that make me feel safe.
Which are these people.
♣ I love short skirts. No i'm not a slut. And FUCK YOU if you think i am.
♣ I have a dirty mouth.
♣ I've had guy friends all my life. Don't try to use the same tricks on me.
♣ I'm not lesbian. I'm not bisexual. Yes i've kissed girls. Deal with it.
♥My Girlfriend♥
♣ Curves are sexy.
♥ ADDICTIONS ♥
shopping

makeup
being girly

being naughty

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My Interests


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Dancing in clubs
being stupid in public
meeting lots of new people even though i have no room for them in my life
singing
writing songs and poetry
liking guys that r either assholes or that i can't have
finding a guy whose not an asshole and that i can have
making up sayings to put on t-shirts
giving booby hugs
teeny tiny dogs
Paris Hilton
the penguin dance
the smell of summer in the morning
eating
anything playboy or pink or both is better
growing my hair out
making Brittney G. mad because she is an evil girl slutbitch
going to Lenny's to bother Britt H.

being unique or crazy (whatever you want to call it)
doing the ostrich
thrift store shopping
a clear night with distant stars
whispers
playing Halo 2
watching the O.C.
kissing
cooking
Harry Potter
taking tequilla shots
unsweet tea
Barnes and Noble
underwear
stand up comedy
concerts
Fools Ball
Spring River 2005
swimming (preferably naked)
napping on my futon couch
the day i finally realize who i really am...

♥My Friends=My Life♥

Patrick, Jessi G., and Me

Dee and I
Drunk as Piss

Kyle, Jessi G., and Me

Meaghan and I

Kristen and I
Already fucked up

♥True friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget♥

Eric and Heath
Awwww

My Kyle and I

Meaghan, Keri, and I

Heath and I

♥We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere♥

The Three Amigos

Heath and Jessi G.

Kyle and I

♥And you help each other realize that all the things you want to be...you already are♥

I'd like to meet:

Guys that actually have conversations that don't just contain, "hey ur hott, wanna do it?" Girls that admit they are bitches because i don't like liars, every girl has a bitch inside. Oh and truely crazy people, sane people are sooo weird...

These are truely crazy people.

Music:

Coheed & Cambria, Incubus, 311, Sublime, Staind, A Life Away, Crossfade, Linkin Park, lots of trance, anything to dance to in the clubs, Tool, rap songs when Charles and Susan have been drinking, Avril Lavigne, Pink Floyd, Widespread Panic, Dashboard Confessional, While I Breath I Hope, Chevelle, Bob Marley, My Surrender, Crippled Nation, A Perfect Circle, Three Days Grace, Jeff Beck, Meredith Brooks, Gin Blossoms, Ludacris, Verve Pipe (The Freshman), Verve, Hanson, My Chemical Romance, Taking Back Sunday, Jewel, Michelle Branch, Triple Six Mafia, The Used, Slipnot, Stabbing Westward, Egypt Central, Fallout Boy, The Mars Volta, Lauryn Hill, Lit, Pepper, Brandy, Taking Back Sunday, Underoath, Bush, Bleed the Dream, Anberlin, Hawthorne Heights, Jennifer Knapp, COHEED AND CAMBRIA (yes i speak Dorkanese, and i speak it very well), Killswitch Engage, Cream, Sugarcult, Tool, Linkin Park, The Beatles, The Doors, Lisa Loeb, Soundgarden, The Killers, AC/DC, Grateful Dead, Green Day, Blind Melon, Jack Black, Weezer, Evanescence, Seether, All American Rejects, Jimmy Eat World

Movies:

Be warned that i love stupid movies and i can't help it. It's a disease. Kill Bill 1 and 2, The Blue Collar Comedy Tour, Cruel Intentions, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Girl Next Door, Mean Girls Van Wilder, The Breakfast Club, Underworld, Ron White: They Call Me Tater Salad, The Emperors New Grove, The Matrix trilogy, Snatch, Oceans Eleven, all Harry Potter movies, ALICE IN WONDERLAND, The Wizard of Oz played with Pink Floyd, The Blade Trilogy, True Romance, Boondock Saints, Fahrenheit 911, Super Troopers, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Gothika, The Transporter, Heart Breakers, What Dreams May Come, Party Girl, Clueless, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Hackers, Master Minds, Dukes of Hazard, The Sweetest Thing, A Walk to Remember


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Television:

That 70's Show

Family Guy
Aquateen Hunger Force
Futurama
Robot Chicken
Harvey Birdman
Entourage
The O.C.

Books:

All Harry Potter books, Cavedwellers, The Great Gatsby, The Sweeps series, and A Walk to Remember (I'm a big sucker for that one).

Heroes:

My best friend in the whole world, my partner in crime, my spit ball queen, my "let's piss everyone off and then laugh about it" sistah: Das Sambo!!! People that don't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks. Everyone who is truely honest with me. Oh and anyone who has successfully put up with me when I'm moody, now that's an accomplishment!

My Blog

Five Million

God i haven't posted in freaking forever.  Being a mom is busy work and we just moved in with philips parents until our house is done being built.  I really should be in the shower right now...
Posted by Ms. Hooker on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 09:44:00 PST

So i had a baby....

ok so for anyone that does not know, i had a baby boy on July 9th.  Yeah odd huh?  You would never be able to tell though.  It's amazing how the young body just bounces back.  His ...
Posted by Ms. Hooker on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 10:18:00 PST

Fuck me over

Today should be a great day. Off of work, nothing to do.  Good times. Except, due to circumstances out of my hands, i now do not have enough money to pay my rent today.  Which means i have n...
Posted by Ms. Hooker on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:36:00 PST

Voodo Fest 2007

Yeah that's right bitches! I'm going to New Orleans for Voodo Fest. I rule.  U suck.  End of story
Posted by Ms. Hooker on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 07:37:00 PST

Shit

i feel like shit. I'm supposed to be having a great day off.  Well it sucks. I feel fat and uglyMy boyfriend doesn't even like me and if he does, he's just an ass to me all the time.  I...
Posted by Ms. Hooker on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 12:58:00 PST

Nillafaces

So pretty much all i've been doing with my time off is: playing internet poker.watching the second season of futuramaeating oysters and drinking blue moon beer. Ahhhh such is life. I gotta work tonigh...
Posted by Ms. Hooker on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 08:51:00 PST

Roll on

Soo today we're just driving down goodman road.  La de de da.......................   when...............................???? Polds fucking tire comes off the car and rolls fucking pas...
Posted by Ms. Hooker on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 06:48:00 PST

Roll on

Soo today we're just driving down goodman road.  La de de da.......................   when...............................???? Polds fucking tire comes off the car and rolls fucking pas...
Posted by Ms. Hooker on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 06:48:00 PST

Boring

good god, i haven't been on here in forever.  Blah. Sooo hmmm?  New with me? I cut my hair.  Not short but i did get a few layers put in.  In looks good. Otherwise pretty much noth...
Posted by Ms. Hooker on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 07:55:00 PST

Bored?

Q: What's in your left pocket?A: nothingQ: Have you cried today?A: nopeQ: Do you cry often? How often?A: depends... on my job, people and the weather Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a ...
Posted by Ms. Hooker on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 10:51:00 PST