Michelle. Or as me and Douglas know her, MooChelle…or ask my mom… The good child. I love her. Always have, always will. Best friends. We laugh about dumb shit. We finish eachothers conversations. We have this incredible taste for greaaat music.Shes my movie library! Weve been through everryyything. And were still bestest buddies. Im chats, meet me in the street in 5. so we can run around the town a few times. Random walks to the house in the river. Kenny chesney shows that make our summer. Ohhh and she puts up with my carrie obsession. And that’s saying a lot!! Summer Mondays are right around the corner. Arlene chelle days for sure! LOVEE HER.
Douglas ♥ Bestest buddie. My stinky! I love him. He makes me laugh, he drives me crazy. He takes me on random trips where something always seems to go wrong. Hes the only one youll find me drink a nasty beer for. He takes me fishing, he takes me camping. He lets his truck run me over. He lets me drop huge logs on his feet. Hes the one I fall asleep on in EVERY car ride. Hes amazing. I love him, and Im sure I will for a long time. Even with his “ill come at you like a spider monkey†and “ LIGHTNING MCQUEEN MUST BE FOUND AT ALL COSTS†. Weve been through it all, and little to what everyone thought, were still here. I love you doug-more
HonkeyDizzle. I love her sooo much. I miss the old times, where wed spend every day online talking about useless shit. Peeing our pants. And how Donuts and shirey temples give us the shits and pukes. Sooo many things mean so much to us, but nothing to others. KKK, Niggercows, Carrie Underwood, Poker, everything. We can sit and watch Springer and Maury, and laugh about it all, and not miss a step on aim. She was even there to laugh at me when I got super glue in my eye, and There to beat the boys asses with me at fattie football. Shes everything. And I miss her and love her so much.
â€did you meet carrie underwood?!†“Uhh yes and I meet you too!†That’s Shannon. Shes my little sister. And she makes me laugh. She loveees country music. And we pretty much know everything there is so know about Carrie Underwood. Shes funny, shes cute. Shes pretty much awesome. We have random phone calls in the middle of safeway at midnight while walking down the cereal aisle. We gush about blake lewis…. Andd I love her. The end.
Ohhh god. Talk about ups and downs. That’s us. Fight fight fight fight. Then were as close as can be again. Hes the hardest worker I know, and The most giving person I know. I couldn’t imagine life without him as my friend. From Fattie football, to wars against whos better. CARRIE UNDERWOOD! Hes amazing. And I love him. “You are my sunshineâ€
PI SINCE DAY ONE. I love Marie. Meet at the Kenny show, Talk until this day. And she thinks our poster should have won ? She loves Tracy and Mark, and knows my love for Eric and Chris. She laughs at my country beliefs, and Sings me songs about meeting Eric Church in the road in my wolf shirt. Washington isn’t complete without her.
Sistahhhead. Bestest sister ever. Boys boys boys. Save a drum bang a drummer. Shes my little Alice in wonderland. She sends me fun random carrie stuff in the mail. She loves my country stuff. Shes been there, for years, we know more about eachother than anyone else, And even though we aren’t as close now, I still love her like I did back then. Sistah-who-gives-good-head.
Corianne. She inspires me. Shes beautiful. Shes strong, Shes goofy. Shes amazing. Shes country, and makes it HOTT. I love talking to her, and I love her even more when she rants with me about football. Shes always got some amazing song on her page, shes always got the cutest things. Kenny chesney loves us. And for some reason she thinks nasty football players are hott?!?! ohhh did i mention she loves carrie underwood. YUPPP. Good in my book! hahah. Lovee her. ♥
Big pappa p:) Lovee him. He takes meee fishhhinnnn! and he catches bass and laughs at me cause i get more bites than anyonee!!!Hes my bestest cousin. And hes my biggg truck driver. Couldn’t separate us since the day we were together. I loveee him Even if he left us for the devil!!!
Kaewahs. My stoney. Used to hate her, But now I love her. WLB. Turtles and monkeys aint got shit on us. SPIN SPIN SUGAR. Used to stay up late, just to talk to her drunk ass. Shes crazy. And its amazing. andd someday ill steal joe don for her! And I miss her more than anything. YOURE STILL POSA SEND ME GOOD DRUGS MISSY!! Lol
Trent. Known him since I was little. Hes funnier than shit, Back in the day we used to own this town, Now he owns elbe, and chelle and I run elbe, but we love him. And I love random weekends with him. Hes there when im drunker than shit, hes there on random drives for porn. Remembering fights when we were little with chris anderson, riding bikes around town. Hang out sessions at the fire hall. Hes there all the time. And I miss him, and love him
Ohhh WHOAH GEE. Hes got more drunk dialing phone calls from me than anyone I know! He listens to my rants about carrie, and we know all the dirt on well. You know, guys who like their sisters . We can sit on the phone and talk for hours, on everything going down in seattle, that and surfing! Ahhh, hes just the bestest! And my nights wouldn’t be complete without bugging the shit outta him. And that’s for sure!!
Jesse. Ahhh. My buddy. My craig lover. My cincinnnnnattttti buddy. He makes me laugh. He knows all the dirt on football, and is right there to talk to me about it every Sunday morning. Hes like my big brother. Hes the best everrr. Cant explain it. Wouldn’t be me without him.
my girlsFAVORITES
CARRIE UNDERWOOD
JOURNEY
ERIC CHURCH
DURAN DURAN
HEART
CHRIS CAGLE
MXPX
THE SLEEPING
NORTHSTAR
GIN BLOSSOMS
Anything with Bruce Willis
The Land Before Time movies
WITHOUT A TRACE
COLD CASE
THE OC
STANDOFF
THE AMAZING RACE
i dont readddddd anything.
cept like.. michelles country weeklys
ha!