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"Fear. Fear attracts the fearful. The strong. The weak. The innocent. The corrupt. Fear. Fear is my ally." - - - -"You must train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose" - - and yes, I am bringing sexy back!
If a girl with big tits works at Hooters, where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP!What's the definition of chaos?
A busload of Jerry's kids driving past a magnet factory!FUN THINGS TO DO:1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point
a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.3. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten
Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.5. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"6. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."7. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."9. Sing Along At The Opera.10. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme11. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party Because You're Not In The Mood.12. When The Money Comes Out The ATM,Scream "I Won!, I Won!"13. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"14. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To Have To Let One Of You Go."Now think about this... When your mother used to kiss you goodnight, how do you know that she just didn't finish giving your dad a blowjob - EWWWWWWWWWWW!
I am a sex object, when I ask girls for sex, they object!
What I want to know is who was the first person to look at a chicken & say "Hey, I am going to cook and eat the first thing that falls out of this chicken's ass" Anyway... There is nothing worse then someone in a CBGB's shirt that has never even been there or doesn't know what it stands for (Along that line... if you can't name 5 Ramones songs - take off the fucking shirt ). If I was tall, thin & good looking, I could have been a model. Now, a few things. 1 - Von Dutch is Von Done! You look like a Von Douche with those hats. 2 - Unless your name is Ashton & you are banging a 40 year old actress, put the baseball cap on the right way... you look like an idiot wearing it to the side. 3 - Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded. 4 - If you need to go to places because it's considered "in", then sadly you are "out". 5 - No matter how good she/he may look to you, someone somewhere is sick of that person's shit. 6 - If you have to say "do you know who I am", then YOU ARE FUCKING NOBODY!". Now I know I am going to get a lot of shit for the next 2 things, but it needs to be said - I just don't get the whole "WIGGER" thing - just be yourself...otherwise you look fucking stupid!
Here's the other thing - women would not like to see a guy's fat gut in a belly shirt so that's why we don't wear them - GET IT! YOU SHOULDN'T WEAR THEM EITHER IF YOUR GUNT IS HANGING OUT!
Let it be known THAT I REEK OF AWSOMENESS!!! (actually I don't).
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