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thedoodlinghobo

BEWARE THE DOODLING HOBO!

About Me

I'm in Australia for a year! Life couldn't get much sweeter, currently residing in Brisbane for a month, working delivering pizza on a moped, seeing bands and living the good life, currently doing illustrations for a restaurant menu at a place I used to work in Port Douglas. Me likee Brisbane velly much!

I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 !

- Click the thumbnails to see the bigger picture, all hand-drawn by me with a biro or rotring I don't let many people into my strange little world, I like trees and the smell of freshly cut wood, the feel of sawdust on my fingers or the smell of the sea. I spend stupid amounts of time reading books too quickly or writing pointless aphorisms in a little black book. I also like Teflon quite a lot. It's slippy.

My Interests

Doodling, begging for small change, going to shindigs and gigs, scribbling on toilet walls, touching up trees, trying to figure out what I'm doing, wandering round galleries with my headphones turned right up, avoiding chavs, taking photos and spraying a teflon coating on everything. Just generally trying to stay alive....

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Norris' fist, Nelson Mandelas brain, Gil-Scott Herons tongue, Rachmaninovs fingers, Fourtets laptop and a salami I once met called 'Juan'. I also want to eat a Koala bear seeing as everything else is on the menu here in Oz.

Music:

Jackson Jackson!, The avalanches, Arovane, Aphex Twin, Aesop Rock, Beta Band, Beastie Boys, Belle & Sebastien, BlockHead, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, Silver Mt.Zion Memorial Orchestra, Matisyahu, DJ Derek, Lee Scratch Perry, IAM, the RZA, the Joe Acheson Quartet, Jaga Jazzist, Orbital, Interpol, the Shins, Joannna Newsom, Regina Spektor, Ticklin' the Pickle, Squarepusher, Bonobo, Backini, Fourtet, Fridge, Radiohead, DangerDoom, Viktor Vaughan, MadVillain, All Natural, RJD2, Blueprint, Grandaddy, superdry, Plaid, Morrissey, Pink Floyd, Tool, Nick Drake, Jeff Buckley, Tool, Deftones, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Broadcast, Taskforce, Skinnyman, Braintax, Jehst, Mogwai, Slint, Miles Davis, Pest, Manitoba, Quasimoto, Max Romeo, Mozart, Rachmaninov, Listz, La Mystere de Voix Bulgares, Foo Fighters, Weezer, Prefuse 73, Luke Vibert, Wagon Christ, Red Snapper, Vashti Bunyan, Devendra Banhart, jeez i pretty much listen to everything, so if you see anything you like in the above, get in touch and let me know of there's anything else I should listen to!

Movies:

Current favourites: OldBoy, Koyaanisqatsi and A History of Violence, Best Manga: Akira (Digitally Remastered)/ Spirited Away, Last Seen: Munich, All time favourite: Donnie Darko, One to Watch: Zatoichi, One to Avoid: The Hills Have Eyes

Television:

No, my visions fine thanks, although I do wear glasses for driving.

Books:

Currently Reading: Shantaram (Gregory David Roberts), Last Read: Island (Aldous Huxley), Favourite Book: Any from the Flashman series (George McDonald Fraser), Best Graphic Novel: Uncle Sam/Necronauts (Frazer Irving) Every body in the world should read The Doors of Perception/Heaven and Hell, its a good un, also I highly recommend Zen and the Art of Motorcyle Maintenance (Pirsig) and if you're feeling fruity, check out the I Ching, very spooky.....

Heroes:

Chris Weston, Brian Bolland, Frazer Irving, Alan Moore, Dave Gibbons (Fuck it, pretty much any artist/writer whose worked for 2000AD!), Akira Kurosawa, David 'The Goblin King' Bowie, MC Escher and of course, who could forget the one man nuclear holocaust that is Chuck Norris.

My Blog

Beer, Beaches, Babes and other things beginning with B

Ah me, life is hard..... I'm not sure how much more sunshine I can take, beer I can ingest or women I can ogle... I am officially recovering from a week long hangover, my mouth tastes like creosote an...
Posted by thedoodlinghobo on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:42:00 PST

Teflon for Nipples

Teflon for Nipples! What a cracking idea I thought, especially for all those marathon runners out there with cracked and chafed nipples, simply spray on, put tight t-shirt/string wife-beater on and he...
Posted by thedoodlinghobo on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 11:02:00 PST

How to kill demons made of wet sawdust

To kill a demon made of wet sawdust. This sort of demon is almost impossible to kill, the only way to do it is to cover its face with wet bread and karate chop its head off, otherwise you are in trou...
Posted by thedoodlinghobo on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 06:31:00 PST

THE HILLS HAVE EYES IS TOSS!

WARNING! Giant rabbits do not approve of The Hills Have Eyes, its shit, in fact I want to claim back the two hours of my life that I've lost to this shit film
Posted by thedoodlinghobo on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 04:46:00 PST

Back in Shitchester

(Yawns), oh well I'm back in chi again, yay for me. Life is busy, looking forward to packing up my life into small boxes, got to find a transporter big enough to carry my gigantic hutch down to devon,...
Posted by thedoodlinghobo on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 04:42:00 PST

Devonian Madness

Well here I am in sunny (sic) Devon, rollicking hills and lusty young wenches abound, resting my weary feet in front of a warm fire, pondering on whether or not one o' clock is a socially acceptable t...
Posted by thedoodlinghobo on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 07:55:00 PST