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Corey

I plead the 5th. 1, 2, 3, 4, fifth!!

About Me

I need a job! Please tell me about cool jobs in San Francisco, preferably dealing with kids but no waking up too early.Thanks

My Interests

Fooseball, nerf basketball, salsa dancing and stand-up comedy. Looking for employment.

I'd like to meet:

Stand-up comedians, salsa dancers, fooseball players.

Music:

I don't really like music. Sometimes it's okay if I am drunk. There are just too many simultaneous noises, and i can't concentrate. I don't understand why so many people want to sleep with rockstars. How can you focus on anything, let alone sex, if there are all those scattered notes and beats in the air?

Movies:

Freddi Prinze Jr. I am not kidding.

Television:

Friends. I am still not kidding. They just look like they are having so much fun, and that Joey is so funny.

Books:

I really don't like books or reading, but I love people who do read books. I think people who read books but don't rub it in your face are the sexiest thing I know.

Heroes:

Jackie "the joke man" Martling, Dave Chapelle, young MJ