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Mars

I Am Your Neighbour Earthlings

About Me

My orbit is significantly elliptical. A result of this is a temperature variation of about 30 C at the subsolar point between aphelion and perihelion. This has a major influence on my climate. While the average temperature on me is about -55 C, my surface temperatures range widely from as little as -133 C at the winter pole to almost 27 C on the day side during summer.I have the highest mountain in the Solar System (have some of that Everest!). My Southern Hemisphere is very similar looking to your Moon. Unlike your Earth, I have TWO (count 'em) satellites. They are called Phobos and Deimos.Please stop landing those 'NASA' ships on me, they are damaging me.
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My Interests

Being the 4th planet in the Solar System. Holding lots of Green Men. Plotting the DOOM!!! of Earth.

I'd like to meet:

The other planets in the Solar System (Pluto looks a bit foxy), the Sun, the Galaxy and Rolf Harris.

Music:

David Bowie

Movies:

All those crazy films about MEEEEEE!! I am the most self-centred of all the planets.

Television:

Documentaries and anything with Rolf Harris in.

Books:

I am currently writing a book called "Life On Earth: The Myth"