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Emylou Cifer

You will never know how deep a puddle is unless you step in it.

About Me


The only thing I know for sure is...I wish to be a cat in my next life. If I am not, I will surely cry…Oh, and that I want a Cadillac that’s long and black.
I'm the clumsiest person I know, I'm always bruised and cut up from walking into things and falling down. When it comes to spilling things, I'm a professional. Even my words are clumsy.
I spend way too much time daydreaming. It consumes more of my waking hours than I'd like to say.
I smoke too many cigarettes, I drink too many energy drinks and I always sit too close to the fire.
I listen to music almost constantly.
Afternoon naps are one of my favorite things.
I have an irrational fear of stepping on, squishing or otherwise harming small animals.
I never start my dryer unless I can see both of my cats.
Don’t surprise me unless you want to see me cry, I might even hit you if you are in arms reach.
I'm afraid of monsters, dogs, and being alone.
I'm pretty damn shy and I rarely start or hold a conversation. I like talkers, I would much rather listen than speak, but I'm hard of hearing so please speak up.
I like to people watch, and yes I am probably staring at you.
I hate lies. If you lie to me I will probably find out. I’m a nosey one. I try to keep no secrets of my own but if you tell me one I will keep it for you.
I love to love people, but I don't trust anyone.
I absolutely can not stand being told what to do and I probably won't take your advice.
I have a really hard time sharing people but not things.
I'll do anything for my friends.
I'm a worrier and I get stressed easily.
I am liberal with communist leanings. If you don't like it, that's ok.
I believe in the universe.
I believe in karma.
I read 4 different horoscopes everyday...all mine.
I believe in the Law of attraction.
Emylou --
[noun]:
A hard-core grave robber
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
I loose my goat and I would like to find him. I think Marissa is hiding him in her backyard.
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My Interests



My partner in crime Marissa.
My Hubby.
Summer.
June is my favorite month.
All things pumpkin flavored.
Pompadours.
Tattoos.
The color orange.
Insects.
Tahoe.
Cinnamon.
SuicideGirls.
Maneki Neko.

Psychobilly.
parasols.
knitting.
Sombreros.
Crushes.
Cats.
Go Fast.
Pinups.
High high heels.
Painting.
Nesting dolls.
Beer, Buffalo Bill's Pumpkin ale, Blue moon, and pretty much everything from New Belgium Brewing.
Rough sex.
Music of most kinds.
Puppets.
Flowers.
Fake Blood.
Bowling.
Paper and fabric lanterns.
Rocks.
Spiders.
Keys and locks.
Scars.
Veins.
Fans.(The kind that keep you cool, not the kind that think you're cool...but their neat too.)
Cheesy horror movies.
Coffee.
Old movie posters.
Vintage dresses.
Fantasy movies.
Filigree Jewelry.
Brass Knuckles.
Classic Cars.
Monster trucks.
Weekly world newspaper.
Mirrors.
Bones.
Unique furniture.
Lifetime Movies.
Shoes, I really love shoes.
Snowmen.
Love.
Hair cuts.
Tiramisu.
All things sweet.
History.
Clocks.
Photo albums.
Being naked.
Superstition.
Cheese.
Picking my nose.
Crafts.
People watching and stalking.
The internet.

I'd like to meet:



Elvis Fucking Christ.

Someone I can trust.
Someone who will keep their mouth shut.

Music:

Tiger Army
Nekromantix
The Cramps
Guana Batz
Danzig
Against Me!
Type O Negative
Bad Religion
Lagwagon
Johnny Cash
No Use For A Name
Koffin kats
Beastie Boys
Hole
Screeching Weasel
NOFX
The Soviettes
Stray Cats
Buckcherry
Jane Jensen
Death on Wednesday
Demented are go
Social Distortion
Bad Astronout
Ditty Bops
Faith No More
Rancid
Old Crow Medicine Show
Peaches
Frantic Flattops
Less than Jake
Transplants
Gluecifer
Sublime
Grave Stompers
Descendents
Gwen Stefani
Janis Joplin
Gravediggers
Joan Jett
The Legendary Shack Shakers
The Meteors
AFI
Mad Sin
Nellie McKay
Propagandhi
The Quakes
Rezurex
The Speed Devils
Bob Dylan
The Rev. Horton Heat
The Turbo a.c.'s
Down on Luck
And Many More.

Television:

Ugly Betty, I've never loved a tv show the way I love this one.
Roseanne.
Nick at night.

Heroes:

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light.

MY Details

Status: In your dreams.
Here for: Networking,Hommies
Hey Peeps: We're not on a spaceship.
Religion: Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of a spiritless situation. It is the opium of the people. - Karl Marx
Ethnicity: Sugar, Spice, and Everything Nice.
Sign: I've got crabs