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!~My name is Seth Stamps, but most people call me Seth or hey you.~!!~"Spitting sunflower seeds at approaching enemies is not an effective method of defense," is what I keep telling my co-workers.~!!~When I try to explain to everyone that the March of the Penguins is really a slowly assembling invasion... they giggle walking away mummbling something like "Imbecile that guy"~!!~I love drinking alcohol and forgetting what crimes against in adamant objects I have commited the night before.~!!~After watching that emily rose movie, I've been trying to force myself at night to instantly wake up at 3:00am to check and see if there really is some creepy shit going on.~!!~For too long has Pigeons shit on me and my belongings and I for one will rise up and shit back.~!!~I wanted to become rich really easily, and that never really panned out, so I reside at IGT slowly becoming a mongoose..~!!~Sometimes I feel like shit, then I began to think of what it would be like to be shit, and if shit had feelings what would the feelings be like. I was beginning to get real paranoid so I had to convince myself I was feeling fine.~!!~I was a head banger, and accidentally head butted people, so I progressed to a head butting champion, by mistake of course. True story.~!!~I try not to drink while I snowboard, but it usually ends up that way. Played an oogle amount of Hockey and invade private properties with my girlfriend to do very nasty things... like eat worms!~!That's all..

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