Sean

I Will Die at Age 52
Not bad, considering my super wild lifestyle
If I want to live longer?
Maybe I should try losing a few bad habits. What Age Will You Die?

I Am Somewhat Machiavellian
I am not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But I am also powerful enough to make things happen for myself.
I understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
I just don't get ugly myself - unless I have to!!! How Machiavellian Are You?

I Am A Natural Flirt
Believe it or not, I'm a really effective flirt.
And I'm so good, I hardly notice that I'm flirting.
My attitude and confidence make me a natural flirt.
And the fact that I don't know it is just that more attractive! What Kind of Flirt Are You?

I Am 50% Weird
Normal enough to know that I'm weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?

My Candy Heart Says "Marry Me"
For me, love is serious business. I don't take dating lightly.
And even if I haven't met the right person, getting married is something I expect to do soon.
My ideal Valentine's Day date: a romantic picnic in the park
My flirting style: subtle and calculating
What turns me off: short term flings
Why I'm hot: I'm a hopeless romantic with each new relationship What Does Your Candy Heart Say?

My Love Life Secrets Are
Looking back on my life, I will only have one true love.
I'm a little scarred from my past relationships, but who isn't?
It's important to me that my lover is very attractive. I like to have someone to show off.
In fights, I'm able to walk away and calm down. I'm able to weather the storm.
A break-up usually comes as a shock to me. I always think things are going well. Your Love Life Secrets, Revealed

My Stripper Song Is
The Bad Touch by the Bloodhound Gang
"Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and Ill bet youll feel nuts
Yes Im siskel, yes Im ebert and youre getting two thumbs up
Youve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough youre out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns
Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are Inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time

Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on Im mister coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours Ill show you mine tool time youll lovett just like lyle
And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files

Do it now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby aint nothin but mammals
So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin horny now"
When it comes to dancing, I let my freak flag fly! What Song Should You Strip To?

I Am A Freaky Kisser
When I kiss, I want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing...
And my own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
There's no saying where my tongue or hands will go What Kind of Kisser Are You?

My Inner Child Is Surprised
I see many things through the eyes of a child.
Meaning, I am rarely cynical or jaded.
I cherish all of the details in life.
Easily fascinated, I enjoy experiencing new things. How Is Your Inner Child?

I Am Not Scary
Everyone loves me. Isn't that sweet? How Scary Are You?

I Am Apple Red
I'm never one to take life too seriously, and because of it, I'm a ton of fun.
And although I have a great sense of humor, I am never superficial.
Deep and caring, I do like to get to the core of people - to understand them well.
However, any probing I do is light hearted and fun, sometimes causing people to misjudge me. What Color Red Are You?

I Am Olive Green
I am the most real of all the green shades. I am always true to myself.
For me, authenticity and honesty are very important... both in others and myself.
I'm grounded and secure. It takes a lot to shake me.
People see me as dependable, probably the most dependable person they know. What Color Green Are You?

I Am Bud Light
I'm not fussy when it comes to beer. If someone hands it to me, I'll drink it.
In fact, I don't understand beer snobbery at all. It all tastes the same once you're drunk!
I'm an enthusiastic drinker, and I can often be found at my neighborhood bar.
I'm pretty good at holding my liquor too - I've had lots of experience. What's Your Beer Personality?

I Am Barney
I could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, my whole life is an homage to beer
I will be remembered for: my beautiful singing voice and my burps
My life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

I'm An Alcoholic
Time to go back to step one. What Kind of Drunk Are You?

I Am The Star
I represent the ultimate in truth and purity.
Insightful and illuminating, I provide guidance for others.
I also demonstrate unselfish, unconditional love.
I posses many spiritual gifts, including the ability to heal.
My fortune:
My future is looking brighter by the day.
The near future will be a time of both hope and healing.
Luck is about to come my way, perhaps the best luck I have ever seen.
Life is about to get a lot easier and much better! What Tarot Card Are You?

I Should Be A Joke Writer
I'm totally hilarious, and I can find the humor in any situation.
Whether I'm spouting off zingers, comebacks, or jokes about life...
I usually can keep a crowd laughing, and I have plenty of material.
I have the makings of a great comedian - or comedic writer. What Type of Writer Should You Be?

Who Should Paint Me?
Salvador Dali
I'm a complex, intense creature who displays many layers.
There's no way a traditional portrait could ever capture me! What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

My Porn Star Name Is...
Michael J. Cox
"Actually, it's Mama Kitty Yakima"
But that doesn't work as well!!! What's Your Porn Star Name?

I Am 52% Addicted To Myspace
My Myspace addiction factor is: Moderate
I am slowly building a very strong addiction to Myspace.
I should get out while I still can!!! Are You Addicted to Myspace? /div