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tony

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

i have firm, proud buttocks. not afraid to get jiggy wit it. any of you homos put your dick skinners on my shit and i will fucking kill you. any of you homos call me francis and i will fucking kill you. my biggest turn-off is when the drapes dont match the carpet and my biggest turn-on is superfulous nipples. thank you for playing.

My Interests

BASEBALL...GO CARDS! BIRDSONTHEBAT RULE, cubbies droooool. 11 in 07!!!!!!!! F-THE cubbies. laboring at a vile theory, surely to become infamous, one that will be a revolting blasphemy against nature and mankind. initiating the spreading of malicious rumours. vehemently cursing neo-spiritualists--you pussys are worse than the goddamned islamo-judeo-christian-fascits fucks. swearing at anything george bush. whatta fuck up. like their aint enough on our 6 already, the fuck-ups got one of their own repped. replacing comfortable truths with absolute uncertains. wasted days, drunken nites and clamshoots are a favorite pastime.

I'd like to meet:

ass-kickers. shit-talkers. the dudes that killed kennedy. porn-stars. other aspiring phrenologists. practicing tautologists. the indian from the village people. the dude that discovered fire. the crack-dealers of their day, circa 1st century b.c... jesus, before he made it big. beth gibbons in lesbian lingerie. the motherfuckers controling my thoughts. and of course, anyone interested in doing a little dance, making a little love, and as always, getting down tonight.

Music:

modest fucking mouse. motherfucking prince. goddamn i said goddamn portishead. van the fucking man morrison. leonard cohen fucking A.

Movies:

terrence and phillips'epic saga, Asses of Fire. Man Getting Hit in Crotch with Football, it worked on so many levels. Double Vaginal, Double Anal: The All-Star edition. Lord of the Cock-rings. Huge Asses. White dick, Asian chick. Ranier Wolfcastles', Undercover Nerd, You Have the Right to Remain Dead, Captain Murder, The McBain series--all of 'em, and of course Radioactive Man.

Television:

All My Circuits, Eye on Springfield, The Slurms McKenzie hour, The Krusty The Klown Show(46 yrs in the biz and getting better, he also started as a street mime in my hometown of tupelo, ms) anything with violence. stupidity wins everytime!!!!! a smart person would never see it coming. a rational person would think that it would be stupid "to do that" and what happens? well, thats what they do. stupidity reigns supreme. look at george bush, he...ahh fuckit

Books:

just finished, the house of war, jim carrolls fine book about the pentagon. and followed that with, the betrayal, by (ret)lt col william corson, about the insurgency during viet nam. i would make a comment here but... finished angelas ashes yesterday. one of the best 1st person narratives i've read in a long time. really good book. started an ernie pyle book about the european theater in ww2, really good writer ernie. It's March and for the last many years it is tradition that I re-read Alexander Popes' Essay on Man. re-reading, a fable, for like the 3rd time, my favorite faulkner book. Darwins ghost, steve jones, alot about the aids virus you prolly dont know.

Heroes:

i'm more anti-hero. which makes me for the hero. i guess. heroes are tragic figures tho.ezekiel, he had some cold-blooded shit to say. of course, Hero, was the sweetheart of Leander and i'm sure everyone knows she killed herself when she thought Leander had drowned. ALL HEROES ARE A BUNCH OF JOBBERS. i guess my favorite hero would have to be Bellerophon, who was sent by Iobates, king of lycia, to slay the chimaera, who was breathing fire all over the damn place and making a hella mess of things. but wouldnt you know that Iobates daughter accused Bellerophon of seducing her (totally a he said/she said thing. then of course Bellerophon, after saving their asses against the, chimaera, says, hey, if they want to be bogus then i'll just be bogus too, gets on his horse Pegasus and decides to goto heaven, but Jupiter, the master of the world, wants heaven all to himself too. that's what happens when youre raised in a cave. so he sends a gadfly to bite Pegasus on the ass thus throwing Bellerophon to earth totally fucking him up and he spends the rest of his days just wandering blind and lame. some fucking drama that was.

My Blog

Prelude to an Epiphany or Troubled Times for a Believer*

*these are actual events. I worked from memory and that's never reliable. In actuality this tale is based on a truer story and would be very much the same as it appears here if I cared more. It was ...
Posted by tony on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 04:31:00 PST

trail o tears 08

books ive read, thus far: some dean koontz book. forgettable, blah. koontz sux. nothing else to read at the time tho. childhoods' end, arthur c clarke. seems he died recently. one of the better clarke...
Posted by tony on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 08:42:00 PST

thinking of anna nicole and ron trahan

back on the trail. humped it into hot springs, nc today. hiking with ibif. met a couple half-starved motherfuckers out for a week only eating what they can find. they was divying up a squirrel when we...
Posted by tony on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 12:27:00 PST

bon scott was a bad mojo.

hells bells its fucking hot. but the show must go on. oy.  ive been practicing due diligence. i am the omega and the alpha. last one to get there and the 1st one out the door. oh and another thin...
Posted by tony on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:19:00 PST

fucked up my back...drunk, of course

stuck where i am at for awhile. took a nasty spill. of course, i was drunk which was best b/c it woulda really been painful. elizabeth hasnt motivated me to leave here anyway. met some fellow missisip...
Posted by tony on Wed, 30 May 2007 12:25:00 PST

stay away from northern ga if youre a goddamn nigger that fucks everything up

i'm still shaking it boss. hell, i could eat 50 eggs. day 21. the facts; i've met many posers. fucking posers. but some cool folk as well. "squirrel" from ireland. we ate lunch in hiawasse, ga. nice l...
Posted by tony on Fri, 25 May 2007 10:55:00 PST

see you posers later, i'm getting my mind right

sometimes a man gets rabbit in his blood. hears blue strings of no regrets. experiences a failure to communicate. and he has to hope the joist wont blow the hoist. a man has to get his mind right or y...
Posted by tony on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 09:50:00 PST