I am Jacks Melted Ass on a Hot Summer Day |
"Fuck spelling and grammar, if you can't spell something at least 3 different ways, you're not creative enough."I hope this teaches all the idiot parents out there the importance of keeping the little... Posted by Dewayne Flowers - www.FleshandColor.com on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 02:58:00 PST |
I am Jacks Lack of Clear Thinking |
"Fuck spelling and grammar, if you can't spell something at least 3 different ways, you're not creative enough." The Following is a true story: It happened a few years ago, but like most "True Stories... Posted by Dewayne Flowers - www.FleshandColor.com on Thu, 24 May 2007 09:31:00 PST |
I am Jacks Thoughts From The Dark Part of the Brain |
Lots of Youtube in this Blog, all relevant to what I am saying. Youtube is and I quote: " YouTube will be undergoing scheduled maintenance, starting around 10:00 pm PDT." So if they aren't working...... Posted by Dewayne Flowers - www.FleshandColor.com on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:30:00 PST |
I am Jack's Zero Tolerance of Idiots. |
"Fuck spelling and grammar, if you can't spell something at least 3 different ways, you're not creative enough." Dewayne Flowers Ahhhhh today was a day of, well, great things. It started off normal b... Posted by Dewayne Flowers - www.FleshandColor.com on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:34:00 PST |
I am Jack's Wild Kingdom Referee |
I want to strap a saddle made out of a sardine can around my dog's fat ass so she can have adventures with some yard rats. Our own little version of Disney's "The Rescuers" riding on the ass of an Alb... Posted by Dewayne Flowers - www.FleshandColor.com on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:40:00 PST |
I am Jacks Bragging Rights over Meaningless Things |
Sooooo....I get an email from a producer at Sony Pictures, the studio of Spider Man, Ghost Rider, The Pursuit of Happyness, etc, etc.Wanting to know more about my work.Waiting for Monday to see the re... Posted by Dewayne Flowers - www.FleshandColor.com on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 10:10:00 PST |
I am Jacks Burning Bag of Dog Shit |
I wanna float down the Chattahoochee naked on a raft made from real logs, you know, like they used to do back in the day. Not these synthetic "river rafts" that tourists go all Jihad down the Colorado... Posted by Dewayne Flowers - www.FleshandColor.com on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:53:00 PST |
I am Jacks love of Saturday Morning Carpet Cereal |
Yes I know I typo, spell poorly and I also know that i don't give a shit...if the best thing you have in your life is your ability to point out a spelling error or typo...eat a dick and move on. :)Eve... Posted by Dewayne Flowers - www.FleshandColor.com on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 11:15:00 PST |
I am Jacks Explosive Bowel Movement |
**Rant** I hate fakes. If you don't want to really work, then be a man about it and just be a bum. Stop making excuses (they seem endless) about why you can't work...just be what you are, a fucking b... Posted by Dewayne Flowers - www.FleshandColor.com on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:27:00 PST |
A Whole Bag of Random Shit....get a cup of coffee its gonna be a while.... |
Random shit, from me, all from me....this should worry some of you. And again, fuck spelling and grammar, if you can't spell something at least 3 different ways, you're not creative enough.I'll hop fr... Posted by Dewayne Flowers - www.FleshandColor.com on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 09:31:00 PST |