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Calvin

Something Glorious Is About To Happen

About Me

I love to litter and wrestle. My favorite is to walk to the park and wrestle with strangers. Some times they don't like it too much though. One time this lady called me a creep. She obviously doesn't really know what a creep is. My other favorite is when I throw trash at the street and the wind makes it dance before my eyes. It's magical really.

My Interests

I wanna be a Sister of Perpetual Indulgence when I grow up

I'd like to meet:

EVERYONE COMING TO JUSTIFY MY LOVE!!!! And Travis from So You Think You Can Dance. He makes me melt.

Movies:

I like that one movie where the guy's lover kills herself and he starts sniffing gasoline and giving it to kids. And then there's that other movie about some girl with bright ass hair and she has to try and get $100,000 by noon so her boyfriend doesn't die. But she has to try it three times before she gets it right. That Jim Carey movie about erasing your brain was brilliant. Even though I don't care for Jim Carey. He bugs me.