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Ryan

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About Me

I'm a gay in the city. I tend to be a homebody, but I'm generally likable when I exit the house and actually go out. I live with my gay boyfriend Ed. It is the first time I have ever lived with a gay before, every once and a while he smells and other times he rubs my belly and makes dinner. Its good but sometimes I feel like my head is imploding into my face as a way for me to stress myself out because nothing is going wrong.I thrive at home, I like watching reality tv like ANTM and Project Runway. I also spend way too much time online with mp3 blogs and music review sites.I like goofy people and prefer snobbish people who include me in their elite lists of awesome people.I like independent film, the only thing in the way of my film obsession is my short attention span. Im a movie turner offer. Im over it.I like to paint in the park, I read books in my spare time, Im excited about the new tv season, I eat snap peas, Ritter, chug ginger ale (totally gross), savor sushi fridays and am constantly agitated and anxious. I never listen to my voice mails or answer my emails but always want everyone to get in touch with me.MUAHvomite face touche.

My Interests

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Baths, zombie movies, puzzles, artistic representations of reality television contestants, mp3 blogs, rearranging furniture, being bossy, off-season muscle queens, almond flavored shampoo, pistaccios, TinaFey, Droopy, penguin hands

Music:


Hidden Cameras, Envelopes, TV on the Radio, Jenny Wilson, Erase Errata, The Pipettes, Sleater Kinney, Dismemberment Plan, Architecture in Helsinki, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Gossip, The Go! Team, Spoon, Pony Up!, The Eels, anything Stephin Merritt, (1990s) Liz Phair, The Eels, Fannypack, Etta James, Stevie Wonder, Nellie Mckay, The Ark, Feist, Antony and the Johnsons, Man Man, Wolf Parade, Patrick Wolf,
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Movies:

Dogville, Wong Kar Wai, Heathers, Sweet Hereafter, The House of Yes, Happiness of the Katakuris, Dancer in the Dark, Junebug, Last Night, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Almodovar, Hell House, Josie and the Pussycats, Shawn of the Dead, Harold and Maude, Dawn of the Dead,

Television:

Weeds, Buffy, ANTM, Freaks and Geeks, Twin Peaks, Project Runway, Ugly Betty

Books:

Pulling Taffy, Becoming a Man, Close to the Knives, Cat's Cradle, Rubyfruit Jungle, The Sexual Outlaw, Blindness