Deep Thought number 5 |
Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction, we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have....
Posted by HAM on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:44:00 PST |
Deep Thought number 4 |
If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a sol...
Posted by HAM on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 09:13:00 PST |
Deep Thought number 3 |
When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle ...
Posted by HAM on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:24:00 PST |
Deep Thought number 2 |
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned dow...
Posted by HAM on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 12:44:00 PST |
Deep thought number 1 |
Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beaut...
Posted by HAM on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:41:00 PST |
