ANOTHER FAKE BACON |
I know you all want to be like me, but the truth is you suck to much to be like me. YAWPOsteve: hey CraZzYSpade: hi YAWPOsteve: your Bacon on myspace"? CraZzYSpade: `maybe YAWPOsteve: http://w...
Posted by Bacon on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 03:13:00 PST |
Lamb Chops |
CraZzYSpade: there were these two lambs
CraZzYSpade: in the middle of the road
CraZzYSpade: fighting
pissbetween2crs: ok
CraZzYSpade: so i hit both of them with my newspaper truck
pissbetween2crs...
Posted by Bacon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Deleting some people |
Ok, I can't take the fast passed bulletins anymore. So I'm going to delete a few people whom I do not know... Sorry folks, I know you love me . If it really bothers you , re invite me as your friend.
Posted by Bacon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I HIT ON A FAT CHICK (cyberly) |
I love it when fat girls accept their obesity and won't accuse me of making them out to be a joke; even though in the end I'm making them out to be a joke. For example here is an aim conversation I ha...
Posted by Bacon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Sickest thing I ever seen |
So...... a couple years ago I was spending a weekend at my cousins house in NYC when the grossest thing I have ever seen took place right before my very eyes. It was a nice warm spring day when I took...
Posted by Bacon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I could have got shot today, damnit |
So anyway i'm sitting at work all happy and joyfull because the store was dead with the exception of a few keno players and shitty costumers here and there. All of a sudden the parking lot filled up w...
Posted by Bacon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Today |
Today I was walking down the street and this cat came up to me. It was really thin and scrawny, so immediately I figured it was a stray. I considered picking him up and patting him, but the greater s...
Posted by Bacon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
