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jrtmcp

water is the wave of the future.

About Me

lord loves a workin' man.
don't trust whitey."depression is anger without enthusiasm" Natas Kaupas

My Interests

head down.
work hard.
simplify.
skate or die.
goo.

I'd like to meet:

me in the future so i can discuss where i exactly went wrong.

Music:

ka-chink, ka-chunk, ka-chink, ka-chunk,ka-chink, ka-chunk, ka-chink, ka-chunk,

Movies:

sold 'em all.

Television:

television is no friend of mine.

Books:

New Comics Wednesday.

Heroes:

“Cut it out! What the hell’s the matter with you? Stupid! We’re all very different people. We’re not Watusi. We’re not Spartans. We’re Americans, with the capital “A”, huh? You know what that means? Do you? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world. We are the wretched refuse. We’re the underdog. We’re mutts. Here’s proof: his nose is cold. But there’s no animal, that’s more faithful, that’s more loyal, more lovable, than the mutt. Who saw Old Yeller? Who cried when Old Yeller got shot at the end? Nobody cried when Old Yeller got shot? I’m sure. I cried my eyes out. So we’re all dogfaces. We’re all very, very different. But there is one thing we all have in common. We were all stupid enough to enlist in the army. We’re mutants. There’s something wrong with us. Something very, very wrong with us. Something seriously wrong with us. We’re soldiers. But, we’re American soldiers. We’ve been kicking ass for 200 years! We’re 10 and 1! Now we don’t have to worry about whether or not we’ve practiced. We don’t have to worry about whether Captain Stillman wants to have us hung. All we have to do is be the great American fighting soldier that is inside each one of us. Now, do what I do, and say what I say, and make me proud. Fall in, platoon!“

My Blog

wow, who would have thought

So i have been riding my bike everywhere for the past 2 weeks. its been fun. but a bitch as well. i get home tired. spent. but satisfied with myself. i am going to bed earlier and waking up bet...
Posted by a drunken sailor on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 09:42:00 PST

So i built a bike

pippin loves it. when you see me huffing and puffing and sweating like a thing that sweats a ton.... wish me luck.... i'm pretty stoked....
Posted by a drunken sailor on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 10:40:00 PST

a month and more later

and all that i want to say is that i realized in no uncertain terms tonight how the same every living thing is. my cat pippin got in a fight with shawn's cat goldie(y?) because they are cats i walked ...
Posted by a drunken sailor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wanna see what $200 worth of fireworks looks like

i bought a shit load of fire worksdave and I split the cost two of these GRAND FINALE AssortmentItem ..: A-025CCategory: AssortmentsThis assortment is at the top of our customers' lists every year. ...
Posted by a drunken sailor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sometimes you have to take a step back to take a step foreward yada yada yada

Guess who got a new job Me thats right after tons of fuckin hemming and hawing over it i took a job with providence monthly no where close to what i was making at ritz but thats okay (i just now hav...
Posted by a drunken sailor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i found my belt

inside a jacket that i have not worn in months. seriously how the hell did it get there....
Posted by a drunken sailor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my pants keep falling down because

I noticed today that my favorite belt buckle is missing. you all know the one. its got half a snakes head on it damn thing is/was fuckin awesome help me help myself and help me find it damnit ...
Posted by a drunken sailor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

30 thousand plus people downloading

starwars episode 3.....damn thats a shit load of people. george lucas is gonna sue the shit outta everyone
Posted by a drunken sailor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ahem

I GOT STAR WARS EPISODE 3 on DVD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what now
Posted by a drunken sailor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

but they aren't interviewing for the position now

what the fuck.... seriously obviously i am not gonna ever get a real job at that magazine ugh
Posted by a drunken sailor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST