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thunder lips! "the ultimate male"

this house is a fucking prison on planet bull shit in the galaxy of this sucks camel dick

About Me

All this talk of getting old It's getting me down my love Like a cat in a bag, waiting to drown This time I'm comin' downAnd I hope you're thinking of me As you lay down on your side Now the drugs don't work They just make you worse But I know I'll see your face againBut I know I'm on a losing streak 'Cause I passed down my old street And if you wanna show, then just let me know And I'll sing in your ear againNow the drugs don't work They just make you worse But I know I'll see your face again'Cause baby, ooh, if heaven calls, I'm coming, too Just like you said, you leave my life, I'm better off dead

My Interests

lets just say carl sagan is my nigga!.. .. width="425" height="350" .... .. width="425" height="350" ....

I'd like to meet:

bruce dickenson

Music:

doves, south, stone roses, the who, the clash, new order, iron maiden, and tons more, but you'll have to get to know me.

Movies:

oh man lets see. rushmore, get carter "the original", bad santa, magnolia, seven samuri, and i've just seen i heart huckabees twice and it fucking rules!!

Television:

lost,deadwood, brotherhood, firefly, entourage, anything on discovery times channel, extras its the funniest thing i have ever sceen!! and lots and lots of battlestar galactica. it's the best fucking show on t.v. space battles and robot sex.

Books:

any thing from sara vowell and david sadaris. or anything about current events. or history. just not fiction.

Heroes:

there are no heros. our fathers were bastards

My Blog

i’ve had it

2007 is just about over!  about fucking time.  i try my best to not complain about my crappy life.  not seriously anyway.  but i just went to my third wake of the year.  and 2...
Posted by thunder lips! "the ultimate male" on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 11:08:00 PST

fucking fuck fuck

i havn't asked for much from my life.  it's been a long fucked up ride.  the one thing i want, i will never have.  i'm fucked.  "The night seems to swallow me whole and spits out s...
Posted by thunder lips! "the ultimate male" on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 10:32:00 PST

death is retarded

so my uncle is dying.  tomorrow i have to go see him while he gets baptised so he can be buried in the same place that my aunt will eventually be.  i have a really small family and i usually...
Posted by thunder lips! "the ultimate male" on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 10:33:00 PST

king midas. but with shit

can someone tell me how to get ride of my shit finger?  everything i do turns crappy!!...
Posted by thunder lips! "the ultimate male" on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 11:47:00 PST

i've played the wild rover for many a year.

and i've spent all my money on whiskey and beer.i just have to stop being a pussy and start living.
Posted by thunder lips! "the ultimate male" on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 11:56:00 PST

all this talk

so neils wants us to join the legion.  why not.  5 years i get to learn french.  and there is a good chance to be stationed in a beatiful part of the world.  and you get to were co...
Posted by thunder lips! "the ultimate male" on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 04:39:00 PST

thank you

every one that  i have seen in the past 52 hours thank you for all the kindness.  mike neils and i really need it.  things kind of suck right now but i know with all of our friends it w...
Posted by thunder lips! "the ultimate male" on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 11:54:00 PST

life is even more gay than i previously said it was

lets see.  so today i get a call from my new roomate.  mikey sideburns.  you all know him.  well i'm at work and he says that the house i moved into just 5 days earlier is on fucki...
Posted by thunder lips! "the ultimate male" on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 09:58:00 PST

real sports

i'm watching Real Sports on HBO it's there 10th anniversary episode and all these people overcoming adversity and all that.  i can't stomach it anymore.  i think if i had any of these proble...
Posted by thunder lips! "the ultimate male" on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 10:41:00 PST

why do i drink so much

holy crap i am so fucking drunk right now i have no right tring to write shit now.   i  am reading rules of attraction now and  i kind of idetify with sean right now.. i don't know why ...
Posted by thunder lips! "the ultimate male" on Sat, 01 Oct 2005 12:21:00 PST