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About Me

Zsa Zsa Noir is now making music. Click this link to visit the music pageClick here to add to Zsa Zsa's music friend-list

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Born beautiful in a small, low class, mining and cotton industry town in Northern England to impecable genial liniage, Zsa Zsa began to experiment with hightend gender awareness at a very young age... a move that was highly encouraged and nurtured by her beautiful and fabulous loving parents.Zsa Zsa recalls recieving the 4 inch kitten heel, slingback pumps on her ninth birthday."Ma n' Pa realised early on the importance of patent red leather in a child's development and to this day im grateful they made me understand the imperitiveness of maintaining porcelaine like beauty at all times".Reveared and exhaulted by most people young Zsa Zsa walked past on the street, it seemed her only flaws where her lack of coy reserve or any form of balanced moral fibre.THE ORIGINAL ROCKABELLA' DRAGSTA', Zsa Zsa Noir continues to teach universal truths, those belonging to the gospel of lipgloss... god's divine plan.Join Zsa Zsa, the cock in a frock mega deity today. Apply high/low lights to your cleavage and help Zsa Zsa spread her message of max factor love to ugly, glamour challenged people the world over.XX

My Interests

DRAG - nudity - photography - photography combined with nudity - elektro klash - tall wigs - small figs - stilletoe shoes with metal spike heals - BOYS, BOYS, ALL TYPE O' BOYS - bad boys - rough boys - fat boys - thin boys - boys with ferral eyebrows
diets online

I'd like to meet:

ALL OF YOU, and: The Queen, Simon Pegg - RuPaul - Michael Alig - James St. James - Someone with an interesting anicdote about woodstock - Paul AlanMSN MSSGR: [email protected]

Music:

in no particular order: trashmen - del shannon - the ventures - the shots - chimera - the smoke - zz top - deep purple - black sabbeth - iron maiden - daisy chainsaw - buffalo daughter - kings of leon - css - peaches - dolly parton - julie london - amanda lepore - barcelona - fischerspooner - tok tok - zootwoman - the fat truckers - ladytron - go sailor - april march - kate bush - minty - miss kitten - moko - vitalic - happy thought hall - lcd sound system - petr muk - erasure - portishead - rupaul - shonen knife - the beatles - violent femmes - zongamin - ruth wallis - thelma houston - iqu - casino vs. japan - ulrich schnauss - boards of canada - plaid - incognito - chicks on speed - freezepop - fanny pack - sigor ros - the smiths - kraftwerk - sneaker pimps - the cure - andy williams - tim booth - jurasic five - vapid dolly - das pop - echo and the bunny men - le tigra - fierce girl - the quarks - the features - the knife - sneaky sound system - dmx - dressy bessy - jaffa - bugs in the attic - the rapture - anthony and the johnsons - james brown - hot chip - jamie t - the klaxons - clor - billie holiday - ultra sex

Movies:

irreversable - the return - decalog - drug store cowboy - old boy - the happyness of the katakumas - battle royal - institute banjarez - me vae en rose - la cage au follie - bad education - THUNDERCRACK!!!!! - the hedgehog in the fog - my own private idaho - donnie darko - the breakfast club - la haine - man bites dog - crash (the first one) - brain dead - brokeback mountain - monster - little miss sunshine - rocky horror -

Television:

I F**CKING HATE CHARMED!

Books:

101 reasons for plastic surgery - the manual of airbrushing - disco bloodbath

Heroes:

the people who invented mascara, hair straightners, eyelash curlers, gaff panties, collogen injection, push-up bra's, pan stick foundation you could hang wallpaper with and peep-toe sandles XX's to all of you sweet, selfless visionaries

My Blog

Pimp my face!

Want the makeover of your life? Keep reading... Thats right, you too can can be a vision of feminine beauty. Zsa Zsa is here to let you know that looking good and feeling gorgeous is what its all abou...
Posted by Zsa Zsa Noir e on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 06:24:00 PST

Wii Geeks

Just when i was begining to think that everyone has finished geeking out over Wii world domination i made a stark and mesmerising discovery...Sending your mii's to someone on ebay to print onto a t-sh...
Posted by Zsa Zsa Noir e on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 01:47:00 PST