Shock of the Old

One day, Edna said to me, "wha spanna dusst finaannrky". Or that's what it sounded like. So I went to Dixons and bought some new hearing aids. Then we needed some sounds to test them out. The radio was very useful for sending us to sleep. So that didn't work - or perhaps it did, but we couldn't remember as we were asleep. CDs are too expensive. So we sneaked into Little Billy's room while he was at school and switched on his computer. Ooh er! Anyway, to cut a long story short, these are the results. We have tested these sounds on several types of hearing aids with excellent results. Soon I will upload the MRS scans of my brain. That'll show you young whippersnappers who rules! OK? - From your eternal friend, Archibald.