Sometimes capital letters make me uncomfortable, so don't assume I have bad grammar if you receive an email in plain lower case. I'm a fantastic procrastinator, a great terrible friend but and a terrible girlfriend. I aspire to sass but I'm never hot, only ever cute in the right light. I am not the eternal student. I swing from retiring to hyperactive in approximately .43 seconds and at any one moment I'm probably quietly obsessing over about 126 different things.