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Mick: (fuckstick!)

It's my rope around that neck Blondie

About Me

I am Mick. Mick is 23 years old. Mick likes drinking. Mick very rarely drinks the same drink twice in a row due to it getting him all bloated. If you wish to buy Mick a drink he recommends: lager, Newcastle Brown Ale, vodka + mixer, any shot, tequilla, whiskey liquer or cider. Any other questions leave a comment.

My Interests

Football:More specifically Greenock Morton Football Club
Cricket:More specifically international 1st class cricket
Baseball:More specifically the Boston Red Sox
Rugby Union:More specifically the Six Nations
Reading:More specifically horror novels
Cinema:More specifically foreign cinema, horror and comedy
Drinking:More specifically vodka, lager, ale, tequilla, schnaps, alco-pops, bourbon and whiskey liquer
Sexual Congress:More specifically penetrative sex, oral sex and mutual masturbation
Masturbation:More specifically wanking

I'd like to meet:

Tendrás que excusarme, yo no estoy en mi mejor estado
Ya me he ido por un mes, he estado borracho desde que me fui
Estas supuestas vacaciones pronto serán mi muerte
Enfermo de la bebida, necesito irme a casa para descansa

Music:

Punk:Stiff Little Fingers, Osker, NOFX, Rancid, Green Day, The Clash, Leftover Crack, Guttermouth, Pencil Head, MDC + more
Ska:Madness, Desmond Dekker, Toots and the Maytalss, Capdown, Big D and the Kids Table, Reel Big Fish, Less Than Jake, Fishbone, The Specials, Bad Manners + more
Psychobillyish:Tiger Army, Mad Sin, Horrorpops, Nekromantix, Legendary Shack Shakers, The Meteors, Devil's Brigade, The Peacocks, The Living End + more
Hip-Hop:Nas, Public Enemy, Dizzee Rascal, Lady Sovereign, N.W.A, Bodycount, Afrika Bambaataa, Run DMC, The Beastie Boys, Ice Cube + more
Country/Bluegrass:Hank Williams Snr., Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, Dixie Chicks, Merle Haggard, Old Crow Medicine Show, Nickel Creek, Hayseed Dixie, Patsy Cline + more
New Wave/Indie:Adam and the Ants, Devo, Ian Dury and the Blockheads, Glasvegas, Jesus And Mary Chain, Elvis Costello, Supergrass, Psychadelic Furs, The Primitives, Talking Heads + more
Folk:The Pogues, Against Me!, Flogging Molly, Bob Dylan, Billy Bragg, Phil Ochs, Andrezj Stepien, Dave Hughes, Al Baker, Dirty Thievin' Bastards + More
Dub/Reggae/Dancehall:Aggrovators, Lee "Scratch" Perry, King Tubby, Scientist, Jimmy Cliff, Lady Saw, Sean Paul, Buju Banton, Mad Profesor, Bob Marley and the Wailers + more
Soul/Jazz/Blues:Stevie Wonder, Black Eyed Snakes, Robert Johnson, Ray Charles, James Brown, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holidays, Al Green, Wilson Pickett, Aretha Franklin and more

Movies:

The Shawshank Redemption, The Princess Bride, Monty Phython's Life of Brian, Evil Dead II, Man Bites Dog, The Downfall, Funny Games, A Tale Of Two Sisters, Jaws, Ginger Snaps Back, Die Hard, Clerks, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Trainspotting, The Usual Suspects, Pulp Fiction, City Lights, Duck Soup, Four Rooms, Goodfellas, The Godfather Part II, Hamburger Hill + more

Television:

Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, The Mark Steel Lectures, The Young Ones, QI, Shooting Stars, Scrubs, The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer, Trigger Happy TV, Monty Python, Football Focus, Planet Earth, Soccer Saturday, Have I Got News For You, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, TOTP2, Inside The Actors Studio, The Daily Show with John Stewart, Main Marion and her Merry Men + more

Books:

The Rats, Clive Barker's Books of Blood, The Shrinking Man, Lair, I Am Legend, Domain, The Odyssey, Shrine, The Hellbound Heart, Power, Corruption and Pies volume II, 'Salem's Lot, Catch 22, Danse Macabre, Fahrenheir 451, The Book of the Dead, E is for Ecstasty, A Picture of Dorian Gray, Morbo, Factotum, Metamorphasis, A Season With Verona, The Miracle of Castel di Sangro + more

Heroes:

Ken Tynan, Vinnie Jones, Che Guevara, Nye Bevan, Warren Hawke, Derby Crash, Robert Burns, Charlie Chaplin, Clive Barker, Margaret McMenemie, Mick Scally, Johnny Cash, Shane MacGowan, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Jake Burns, Lord Byron, Percy Shelley, Karl Marx, Fidel Castro, George Orwell, George Bernard Shaw, Oscar Wilde, Inigo Mantoya, Kevin Smith, Stuart Adamson, Chuck D + more

My Blog

Kill Me Kate

Updatey bo-bupdatey fannanna fo-fupdatey. I got the job in the Solid and spent two weeks going to work, finishing, then wandering about Glasgow waiting on the first train home at 0605. Fun it was not....
Posted by Mick: (fuckstick!) on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 04:37:00 PST

Things To Do When He’s Not In Jersey Either

Just heard the great news that Matt got the bag. Not that it bothers me much anymore but I'm so fucking chuffed for Kariuki. Hakuna Matata big man! Try and sort out some way for you to get the job as ...
Posted by Mick: (fuckstick!) on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 05:15:00 PST

Back To Work

Well I got a job. Well I got a trial shift at the Solid Rock Cafe on Friday. I figure the job's mine. Trial shifts are a piece of piss and I'm a good barman. All thanks to the world's easiest job inte...
Posted by Mick: (fuckstick!) on Tue, 02 Sep 2008 07:06:00 PST

A Recurring Theme

I'm trying to get a hold of The Aforementioned EP as me and Rikki are looking to restart the band. We're gonna ask Jim if he fancies switching to guitar and we're roped Puggs in to drum. So I need to ...
Posted by Mick: (fuckstick!) on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:45:00 PST

Samba II

Got a new pair. They're shiny and cooler than you.
Posted by Mick: (fuckstick!) on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 04:47:00 PST

Samba

While having a fag outside The Norseman yesterday I spotted a guy walking to the game with his son in a brand new pair of Samba.   I've never felt so jealous of another man in my life (and I work...
Posted by Mick: (fuckstick!) on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 05:49:00 PST

Back Hame

Well my first night back I had planned to go out and see Becca before she left but I ended up falling asleep due to the lack of sleep the night before. Seeing Lin when I got off the plane was great. I...
Posted by Mick: (fuckstick!) on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 11:06:00 PST

Things To Do When You’re Not In Jersey (and wish you were)

I got home safe and sound. Saw Lin. Was wonderful. Saw my dog and my uncle and my auntie. Thinking about sitting in the garden with a beer and a fag with Jason....
Posted by Mick: (fuckstick!) on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 07:02:00 PST

Things To Do In Jersey For The Last Time

Almost fucking cried typing that. I'm all packed apart from the laptop. I'm going to turn it off and put it in my hand luggage. As excited as I should be about seeing so many of you again and about al...
Posted by Mick: (fuckstick!) on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 01:40:00 PST

Things To Do In Jersey When You Are Leaving

Fuck I'll miss these bastards. I'll miss sitting in the garden smoking and chatting with Jason most of all. I'll miss that most of all. I'll miss working with Andrew Kariuki something chronic. Fuck kn...
Posted by Mick: (fuckstick!) on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 05:23:00 PST