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Ha.Ha.You're.Dead

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About Me

"Love it or i'll spit in your eye."
Im a girl
I'm a shit

I base my opinions on you the moment I meet you. Sometimes it's good, normally it's very very bad.
McFly are sick
PERSONAL SPACE!!!
I keep my promises. If I can't keep a promise I won't make it in the first place.
I don't have many friends and those I do have are the best people in the world.
I like meeting new people, I feel new when I meet them, it's great.
I like my nursery rhymes, they are fun. And disgusting. You should ask me about them. Or not.
I love body art/modification, in any shape or form. That includes, tattooing, Piercing, Scarification, Implants and Branding.
I want to be a tattoo artist and piercer when I grow up.
Gig's in Jersey are amusing. I love them.
I would give anything to go and see NoFX and The Distillers. ANYTHING.
You probably don't like me, but hey! It's ok because I probably don't like you.
I hate people who judge others based on looks/disabilities/race/sexuality. Go home if you do.
I also hate people who try to fit in.
I don't like it when someone looks uncomfortable in their surroundings. It pisses me off.
I like my room being messy. Other people don't. They suck.
Make up isn't everything but it's pretty damn important.
I prefer having long hair, I miss my long hair. But it's going to grow back so yay!
Tartan is the best. So are Hayley's stripy trousers.
Myspace views everything in black and white: "You must be someone's friend to make comments about them."

If you buy me a zebra I will love you forever
Cesca has bought me a zebra. I luff him. =]
I normally have nothing of relevance to say, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't listen to me.
Also, I freak out over really weird stuffs.
I don't suffer from paranoia yet.
All my friends are gorgeous and therefore get the guys. It doesn't bother me anymore.
So I say
"how are you feeling?"
and he says
I just got back from work, i feel like a thrashed vagina, i'm glowing"
and i laugh alot.
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ftw.
Four hour phone calls and unexpected text messages make me really happy. Especially when they're from people I can talk to for hours on end and not get bored of their company.
Piercings:
4X Lobe left ear (1X 16mm)(1X 4mm)
4X Lobe right ear (1X 10mm) (Fourth is half of an industrial)
1X Helix left ear
1X Helix right ear (The other half of an industrial)
1X Industrial right ear
1X Navel
1X Nipple
1X Septum
I need to start kicking people out of my life. I've made a good start tbh.
"morgan
shes got peiercings
morgan
she likes big j's
morgan
hates gst"

That was from Mikey. He's a bit prog.
Who Killed Bambi?
Someone please tell me, i'd be really fuckin' grateful.
I love my buggley eyes.
I'm also very much in love, and for once, I think he loves me back. :)
Love it or i'll spit in your eye.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Brody Dalle (The Distillers), If he were alive Sid Vicious, Jay Bentley [ Bad Religion ], Johhny Rotten, Bam Margera, Johnny Noxville, Steve-O, The "CKY" Crew..
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I'm turning into...

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Posted by on Sun, 26 Jul 2009 14:32:00 GMT

Important?

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Posted by on Sun, 01 Mar 2009 01:37:00 GMT

Valentines and England!

Saturday night was BRILLIANT. One of the best nights of my life. However, the next morning wasn't so great. I woke up still drunk at 8am then slept through sunday.Once again I'm off to the bigger rock...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Feb 2009 02:05:00 GMT

The bigger island

On Saturday 27th December 2008 I begun an adventure to England, the bigger island. A baby almost died on the flight over. Just before landing it wriggled out of it's mothers arms and the stewardess s...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 14:34:00 GMT

Countdown has begun!

So it's Christmas in 2 days. That probably deserves a big WOOP! However, in just 4 days and around 9/10 hours I shall be stepping foot in England for the very first time! This excites me so much more ...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Dec 2008 02:19:00 GMT

Piercings

So the bf has just gotten his first ever piercing. I feel like a proud parent! :P Just seen it. It's sexy.  He got his bridge done and called me because he forgot to ask the parlour about afterca...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 00:33:00 GMT

The happiest dog in the world.

Today I met the happiest dog in the world. He was a Labradoodle. He made EVERYBODY happy. He had a little waggly tail and gorgeous brown eyes and was chocolate flavour.:)   Michael's over next m...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:41:00 GMT

Tattoo(s)

:) I LOVE my new tattoo(s).The barcode is all healed and looking good and my new one is just kick ass!   Shall post pics tomorrow. Woop!   :)
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 01:13:00 GMT

28.07.08 - 30.07.08

Best days of my life. Michael was over. I don't think I actually stopped smiling once. I miss him more than anything tbh. Spent all of Wednesday crying after he left. Next year should be amazing. I'm ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 04:10:00 GMT

NOFX

I'm going to comment you using EVERY NOFX song title from every studio album. Here we go... I think you should shut up already and we can both be freedumb. Look out because here comes the neighbourho...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 11:15:00 GMT