From the depths of the future emerged the greatest band to ever slam into planet Earth. This band is on a mission. A mission to wreak havoc on everyone and everything. They will burn your house down. Mess with them and you'll find your dachsund separated into 6 pieces in your mail box. This is definitely the most inebriated group of pirates ever. Countless ears have shed rivers of blood from the haunting musical orgasms that they emanate. There is no word in the English language that can even come close to describing this band's greatness so I will make up a word right now and that word is "badassity". This band is SLIME IN THE ICE MACHINE!
The murderers are: BLACKJACK!
GIN RUMMY!
EGYPTIAN RAT SCREW!
eat shit. Go check out Blackjack's blog: The Underground Carousel . It is odd yet enlightening.
This is a video of Blackjack and Gin Rummy slam dancing.
Egyptian Rat Screw eats his shit in this video. Awesome.
The GOldfish
FUCK THE POLICE!
DROP BEATS, NOT BOMBS!
Record Label: DIMB Records (DICK IN MY BUTT)
Type of Label: None
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SLIME WREAKS HAVOC UPON THE NIGHT!
ERS likes to surf.
Blackjack conquers all, suckas!
TUNNELVISION
....worthless pieces of crap.
the next cover of Rolling Stone magazine
POO PALS!
Adam's... Posted by Slime In The Ice Machine on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 01:06:00 PST
READ THIS!
ok just so that everyone knows:
at our shows we want full participation from the crowd.
which means that when the pirate song is played everyone has to yell out "aaarrrrr!!!" with us.
and wh... Posted by Slime In The Ice Machine on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 08:21:00 PST
