MAN MAN- the bible salesman

About Me

I've taken a good look at my life, and how shitty it isyepALL I HAVE ARE MY ROTTEN THOUGHTSI haven't gone work for a month! I haven't left my bed for eight days straight! I haven't hung out with anyone! and if I did i'd have nothing to sayThis hearts on fire! THIS HEARTS ON FIRE! This hearts on fire! THIS HEARTS ON FIRE!and I need a lover with soul power.come on chemicals, come on chemicalsI've changed my mind so much I don't even trust it. My minds changed me so much I don't even trust myself.ANDY KAUFMAN LIVES!Fucking Daniel "danny" Walters is dead... he was the greatest poet of our time, and the world couldn't give a shitI.Moved.To.Austin.don't you know that old folks home smells so much like my owncheck out our music www.myspace.com/onwardtowardmadirdyou people live plain lives filled with too much nothingplease help me find something

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My Interests

I used to envy the homeless and pity the oldI like to read the "Toys R Us" catalouge and imagine myself playing with all the toys, you most likely are'nt cool enough to join. im not sorry.
I like to play Virtual Boy until my eyes explode
lets play RISK bitch!

I'd like to meet:

Noone.

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Music:

evreyone should just grow out their hair and fuck off around fuckoffitty land!!!!!!!!!!!!

I always wanted to be an astronautif you dont like Ben Kweller, fuck you!!!!!
Isaac Brock, Marty Anderson, Devendra Banhart, Daniel Johnston
i'm currently in a project called "onward toward madrid" I think we sound like two eunuchs fist fucking god

Movies:

star trekwikipedia and porn does that count? ...no ok.There was a time when birds played drunk on my shoulderfollowing little white lies and yellow ribbons like tasty morselsinto the asshole of my mindand in that tundra where I sat counting raindrops,on pavement that's swallowing a desert.Id never been more at home.

Television:

television is the opiate for the massesbut youtbe is the shiti like to watch 90's cartoons like...Pirates of dark water, fish police, mighty max, Dinosaurs, power rangers, Beast wars, Reboot, Biker Mice From Mars, Bobby's world, Freakazoidtrailer park boysits always sunnyI fucking hate t.v.

Books:

Bukowski, Fante, Steinbeck Hemmingway, Fleissner, Matt Good, Kaffka, Arthur Miller and his son, Faulkner, R. Crumb, Harvey Pekar, Leonard Nemoy, Maddox

I know a girl, she is a canary shaped tumor in my brain

Heroes:

Superman is dead.god is dead.and i've always been more of the villain typebut if your waiting for the second coming I won't see you therethats for sure

My Blog

fuck you you fuck

fuck animalsI want a tattoo of kimbo across my wasteit'll say"thats how a nigga eats"I dont want to do anything but sleep until 4 or 5, wake up, play super nintendo and get bakedPeople don't like me b...
Posted by MAN MAN- the bible salesman on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 02:43:00 PST

the summer of 2006, it was a hell of a time

Are You Drinking? &nb sp; &nb sp; &nb sp; &nb...
Posted by MAN MAN- the bible salesman on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:57:00 PST

All this hate keeps me warm at night.

Years later you'd ask me, "What have you been up to?" Isn't sad I couldn't think of one god-damned thing to tell you My ghost just wont leave me alone I've put so much thought into my own destructio...
Posted by MAN MAN- the bible salesman on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:19:00 PST

Vitalism

The smell of tobacco won't let me sleep tonight, there is a craving. Longing for something celestial harnessed to flesh and bone, something I can feel, something I can claim. Nothing w...
Posted by MAN MAN- the bible salesman on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:58:00 PST

my cracking Menthol soul

I have given up on my future only to find out that no one gave a damn in the first place. All I needed was a miracle, and all I received was medicine. Alcohol with every sitting, people at every cemet...
Posted by MAN MAN- the bible salesman on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 12:33:00 PST

Fleeting Insanity and a Talk Show Hosting the Devil.

Im not sure of any specifics, like when this all began or what possibly could have provoked such madness; though I am thoroughly convinced that sometime not that long ago we lost this war, selling our...
Posted by MAN MAN- the bible salesman on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 07:20:00 PST

Captain Morgan will FUCK you up!!!

so as of this recent st. patty's day once again this understanding was reinforced-drunken people have no problem hypothesizing about social dilemas that could not be dicussed, or for that matter even ...
Posted by MAN MAN- the bible salesman on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 07:01:00 PST

Nurtured to be the Asshole

its horrifying how great of a person i fool myself into beliveing i ami say "your great fleissner, your fucking brillant, your perfect, how wonderful of you, how generous, if only there were more men ...
Posted by MAN MAN- the bible salesman on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 05:31:00 PST

RAIN RAIN GO AWAY

So school has started which means jeez o man am i incredibly bored heres a little song i wrote yesterday RAIN RAIN GO AWAY I could never love you more -then on those rainy days With your ...
Posted by MAN MAN- the bible salesman on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 09:13:00 PST

as boring as heaven

my brain is cooking all the time wasted all the breaths not enough recognition i shit today, where is my parade? i ate... no applause im so alone only my geenie and myself and he waits at the ...
Posted by MAN MAN- the bible salesman on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST