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FIRE EYE'D BOY

This profile is no longer in use. Please go to my music page: www.myspace.com/ihatesubverter

About Me


The name is Landon. It's nice to meet you.
Landon --
[adjective]:
Like in nature to a flower-throwing rioter
"There's a fake part of me that comes off so you can read.
I was made by the Taiwanese in Taiwan.
But they don't like that much 'cause it's called Formosa."
I am what Willis was talkin' 'bout.
I once had this industrial arts teacher named Mister Perrault. He was a cooky
guy from Quebec who spoke with the thickest French accent I'd ever heard.
He'd always tell me that "life is like a bowl of wax". It made me laugh but I
never understood what that meant... and still don't.
But I'll figure it out someday.
One of my philosophies on life is that I could die at any moment.
The tragedy is that I don't.
My blog is The Underground Carousel . It is odd. It is best
viewed through Mozilla Firefox .
This is where I fall apart.
24 hour complaint and technical service:
msn= [email protected]
aim= badmonkeymachine
I am complex so take it easy.
Don't add me if:
you won't leave comments
you won't talk (i won't talk to you before you talk to me)
you make stupid random bulletins and pass along alot of forwarded bulletins.
you don't have a sense of humor.
you're a shitty band. there are alot of chumps in bands on myspace.
you're a trend whore.
you're one of those meatheads who would wear alot of black to the warped tour. dumb.
you don't read my profile!
todaywetaketheworld
andburnittotheground

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My Interests

Things I like:

Guitar,
Cheap sunglasses,
Dark movies,
Thrift store clothes,
Thrift store prices,
Photography,
Making music,
Making music videos,
Creeping,
Vegging out,
Snowboarding,
Making fun of people
Lemon pudding
Jones Soda
Pirates
Finding new music
Turning people on to new music
Ninjas
Socialism
Conversation
Concerts
Integrity
Finger moustaches are hilarious

Things I dislike:

Fish
Seafood (shrimp's okay sometimes)
Humidity
War
People who go to a pit at a concert and just stand there
Parents who bring their kids into the pit
Emo kids
People who take the band "Queen" seriously
MTV
Reality shows
Bugs
Japanimation (except Astro Boy)
The Gap
Any store owned by The Gap (ie: Hot Topic)
Abercrombie & Fitch
People in general
My generation
Racial remarks
The Bush Administration
Cigarettes
etc.

outlined in chalk,
everyone looks
the same


I'd like to meet:

1. Someone with a very similar music taste as me.
2. George W. Bush, but only to measure the amount of blood dripping from his hands.
3. Dog the Bounty Hunter
4. Brody Dalle

I support:

words bullets

BANANA PHONE!
..
This is a video I made in January of 2005 set to the tune of "Banana Phone" by Raffi.
I still think it's funny as hell.

Music:

Matthew Good, Radiohead, Nirvana,
Our Lady Peace (well, not their new crap),
The Tragically Hip, Rage Against the Machine,
Oasis, Pearl Jam, Tonic, The Smashing Pumpkins,
Limblifter, Green Day, Sarah Harmer, Iron & Wine,
Death From Above 1979, Jack Johnson,
The White Stripes, Auf der Maur, The Beatles,
Ben Kweller, Tom Petty, Wilco, Everclear,
Nickelback, Barenaked Ladies, Hole, Moist,
Slipknot, Coldplay, Foo Fighters, Blink-182,
Metallica, Travis, Local H, Metric, Jet,
The Arcade Fire, Moby, Red Hot Chili Peppers,
Creedence Clearwater Revival, Wil, The Distillers,
Led Zeppelin, Bloc Party, Finger Eleven, AC/DC,
The Rolling Stones, Wide Mouth Mason, The Postal Service,
Johnny Cash, Billy Idol, The Doors, Sloan, Broken Social Scene,
and oh so much more.

I should probably add that I hate mainstream emo
with a passion. Why? Because it is a production of
a new generalized and materialized teeny-bopper cliché
cleverly disguised as a "subculture" and whored upon
junior high students who think that they're alone in the
world and that "no one feels the way they do" while they
sit in their white middle-class bedrooms, masturbating and
crying along to the whining of some make-up wearing
insecure creep that never figured out that there's life outside
of middle school, even after graduating from high school.

I'm not a very good dancer, but if I have to I can giv'er.
Just don't expect it to look like conventional dancing.

Movies:

Donnie Darko, Fight Club, The Sandlot,
Mallrats, Edward Scissorhands,
Wayne's World, The Big Lebowski,
Anchorman, Requiem For A Dream,
Dazed and Confused, Both "Bill & Ted" movies,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Hype!,
Bowling for Columbine, Hackers,
Animal House, SLC Punk!, Halfbaked,
The Monster Squad, Snatch, Goodfellas,
Trainspotting, Lords of Dogtown,
Detroit Rock City, The Blues Brothers,
Garden State, The Matrix,
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Office Space,
The United States of Leland, Adaptation,
That Thing You Do!, Billy Madison,
Mortal Kombat, Old School,
The Emperor's New Groove, Thumbsucker,
Banana Phone!

Television:

The Wedge, Family Guy,
Scrubs, Harvey Birdman, Kenny vs Spenny,
The Office, My Name Is Earl, The Price Is Right, Heroes

That American "Fuse" channel sucks.
So does everything on the WB.

Books:

Animal Farm by George Orwell
The Regulators by Richard Bachman
The Giver by Lois Lowry
The Wild Children by Felice Holman
The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis
Welcome to the Monkey House by Kurt Vonnegut
The House on Mango Street by Sandra Cisneros
At Last There Is Nothing Left To Say by Matthew Good
Any Chuck Palahniuk book

Heroes:

Chris Farley, Jon Belushi, Kurt Cobain,
Eddie Vedder, Jesus Christ, Matt Good, Banksy, Ron Burgundy, Dog the Bounty Hunter.

My Blog

How The World Ended

HOW THE WORLD ENDEDthere once was a bathing siren named Jowho caught the eye of a local car surfer named stephenbut then Jo showed her true formand mutilated him, like she did to this tigerbut just th...
Posted by FIRE EYE'D BOY on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:27:00 PST

Builders Without Borders trip

In April, I went with Builders Without Borders to Carboneros, Mexico, to help out a village in poverty. Here are some pics: ...
Posted by FIRE EYE'D BOY on Fri, 05 May 2006 06:03:00 PST

Mexico trip

My dad and I took a trip to visit our family in Mexico in March. Here are some pics: View of the jungle from a street in Puerto Vallarta. The arches. My dad. Me. Me, boogieboarding. S...
Posted by FIRE EYE'D BOY on Wed, 03 May 2006 07:01:00 PST

past life

In a Past Life... You Were: A Gentle Assassin. Where You Lived: Poland. How You Died: Buried alive. Who Were You In a Past Life?   makes sense. ...
Posted by FIRE EYE'D BOY on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 12:28:00 PST

Where the real action's at

Screw myspace blogs. My real blog is The Underground Carousel.
Posted by FIRE EYE'D BOY on Mon, 03 Oct 2005 01:25:00 PST