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Jesus

Gays arent sanctioned by the Bible, but slavery is

About Me



Negativland - The Mashin of the Christ

???From what I was told by my mother Maria, she was seduced by God Himself and I was the result. Being the illegitimate Son of God isn't as cracked up as it should be. I didn't even get to meet my brother Jesus Christ!! Damn Jews betrayed him and had him crucified! Curse you Father for letting that happen! I wished I could have known him, but those damn Jews! Bah! I think the Bible my brother's disciples wrote is a bunch of blasphemy. What a joke. I now preach my own Gospel, one which I give salvation and absolution for a minimal fee of $100 a head. $500 if you committed a adultry or thievery. $1000 if you committed murder. Who knew it would turn out to be a successful business? If only my brother were alive to share my vast wealth! I hope to one day ascend as my brother did, and overthrow my Father and take my rightful place on His Throne.???

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Passion of the Christ 2: Judgement Day

Here's a picture of me hanging out with all my favorite dieties at the God's Club. Ah, good times.

Music:

Dedeification of the American Faithscape

Islam v Christianity:
which is right?

Misquoting Jesus

Movies:

even better than the burger king.

Television:


Books:

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lives | I have been touched by His Noodly Appendage | Join the Pastafarians | Bring back the pirates! Add me as a friend The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

haha beware the jihad! jesus aint scared a nobody
This stencilled graffiti version of one of the cartoons on a wall was photographed by a reader in Hamburg, Germany on February 16, 2006. The words under the image say, "Hallo Mittelalter '06" -- "Hello Middle Ages '06".

"WE NEVER TAUGHT THEM TO DO THAT"
When a Russian newspaper published this cartoon, it was shut down by authorities and its editor faced criminal charges. Hey Muhammed, lets take a ride in the tunnel of tolerance...
CUZ YOU AINT SEEN OFFENSIVE YET!

Heroes:

GOD, Senator Sam Brownback, Mary Brownback (and children), Harold Bredesen, James Dobson, Tony Perkins, BEVERLY LAHAYE, Rod Parsley, David Barton, Jim Talent, Kerry Livgren, Abraham Vereide, Frank Carlson, Billy Graham, Doug Coe, Zach Wamp, Steve Largent, Tom Coburn, Joe Pitts, Don Nickles, Strom Thurmond, John Ensign, Jim DeMint, Ed Meese, Moses, John Roberts, Abraham, Pat Robertson, John Shadegg, John Boehner, Ronald Reagan, SoD Rumsfeld, Jack Abramoff, George Bush, Dennis Hastert, Tom DeLay, Roy Blunt, Joe Barton, Eric Cantor, John Doolittle, Jerry Lewis, Newt Gingrich, Bob Dole, Sam Alito, Francisco Franco, Jesse Helms, John McCain, Rob Schenck, Sean Woo, Robert Wasinger, Charles Colson, Bono

My Blog

family guy cameos

Me and my dadPassion of the me - 2What I should have done to the romansI might have been exaggerated a bit Id like to thank all the rappers for thanking me in their acceptance speechesHoping each time...
Posted by Jesus on Sun, 21 May 2006 08:05:00 PST

This Week in God: Blasphemy!

Some of the Best Weeks in God:Blasphemy!What is Blasphemy? and how do you know you've Blasphemed?We know God is a dude, because he's like totally into sportsfrom the 10 commandments monument to Anglic...
Posted by Jesus on Sat, 13 May 2006 10:00:00 PST

JESUS CHRIST ACTION FIGURE!!!

you know you wanna play with me...
Posted by Jesus on Sat, 13 May 2006 09:28:00 PST

The first christian church (satire?)

ya......
Posted by Jesus on Sun, 21 May 2006 08:20:00 PST

Americans against masturbation (jesus cries when you touch yourself)

making baby jesus cry...
Posted by Jesus on Sun, 21 May 2006 08:31:00 PST

Nirvana - "Jesus Don't Want Me For A Sunbeam"

fuck yeah...
Posted by Jesus on Sun, 21 May 2006 08:39:00 PST

JESUS CHRIST SUPER COP (these things are fucking hilarious, so saith the lord)

oh me...2 3 (only the first scene, since 4 basically gives you a summary of this) 4 5 Video:Jesus Christ Supercop 5by amievilyesiam ...
Posted by Jesus on Sun, 21 May 2006 09:18:00 PST

Jesus is Everywhere!!! (haha must watch, and/but very offensive)

jesus christ......
Posted by Jesus on Sun, 21 May 2006 09:45:00 PST

That's F.*king Historical

aired on Mind of Mencia, what if Jesus Christ was Married?...
Posted by Jesus on Sat, 13 May 2006 09:00:00 PST

There's Too Many Religions Man

Shorties Watchin Shorties: ELON GOLD ...
Posted by Jesus on Sat, 13 May 2006 09:04:00 PST